Quote Originally Posted by VictorCharlie View Post
My atheist friend refers to it as Jewish Zombie day.
HAha nice, Isnt he getting mixed up with some Yodkisher holiday though?

Here let Uncle Andre, tell you a story..

You see kiddies, 'Santa' who is an acronym and actually head of all the Satans (Dark Arch Angelic forces) was originally in charge of the industrial finance division of Christmas.
Now they have succeeded in fully taking that and their followers into the realm of industry and greed: He is now in charge of Easter and personally shits out the eggs through his many dollar followers in their many chocolate factories and outlets.

(There is a glass and half of full cream milk in every Cadbury dairy block).

Which just makes everything so smooth,flowing so it must be all alright...