Happy Fuckin Easter ya cunts !!!!

[Spicoli]

Best thing are the speckled eggs!! Those little fuckers are addictive. Got into a bit of a riff with best friends wife over kiddies Easter egg hunt. She's setting it all up with those plastic fake azz eggs. Nah man, invest the time and resourse and break out the Pelz dye with 4 dozen or so. Have the fun is dying the eggs, smelling vinager haha. Holidays fake commercial as it is but it's like Dupont special plastic Christmas trees, can't stand them.