Bad times! - My head has never hurt this much

[El Kabong]

....I'm just sleepy. I really have to tie one on to get a hangover.

[Gandalf]

You should become a total bore and go teetotal. I heartily recommend it, hours of joy being completely lucid and aware of how fucking annoying the news channels are with all this royal wedding bollocks.

I am well tempted to go out and have a beer this thursday. I am knackered from marking mid-term papers and am in the dog house for destroying the computer. A man needs a respite.

[Master]

This is the reason you should not drink. You will all go to hell.