Did you know Lions fook for about 15 to 19 seconds.
P.S. Women complain about men lasting only minutes.... >
Try being a female lion?
Did you know Lions fook for about 15 to 19 seconds.
P.S. Women complain about men lasting only minutes.... >
Try being a female lion?
Did you know 850 peanuts are needed to make a 18 oz. jar of peanut butter.
Plus the biotch has to go out & run down the Gazelle, kill it, drag it back home, then stand aside while the male wakes up, yawns & ambles over to dinner, getting first dibs.Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
If she even gets close before he has his fill, there is some serious spousal abuse.
Who wears the mane in the family, ho?
What what![]()
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
*Doctors in Canada use an adhesive similar to Krazy Glue instead of stitches, lowering the possibility of bacterial infection and minimizing scarring.
*Don't try this at home. If you do record yourself and post the video.![]()
brad get a load of this one.Originally Posted by brad4dboxer
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.
OI CUTMEMICK WHAT IF THERES A MALFUCTION IN THE MACHINES
HA HA GOT YA THERE!! bet u cant answer!! HA
I sometimes use a toilet sheet twice or three times depending much much shit is left up my ahole.
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Machines malfunction? ? ? Â
Whada 'ya live underworld?
We machines never malfunction.
This is the best I could come up with. Â
Did you know in 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.
Originally Posted by The_One77
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Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
My wife thinks I use too much. :Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
WTF am I spozed to do, get up with a dirty butt?
I use as much as I need.
That is my valid post on the boxing forum for today.![]()
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
Did you know that if you lay all the women head to toe head to toe all around the world.. Two thirds of them would drown.
Alright people get a load of this one.......
The household wrench was invented by boxing heavyweight champion Jack Johnson in 1922.
Did you that if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white?
Did you know that snail can sleep for 3 years! (Lazy bastards)
Did you that an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain? (Dumb bastard)![]()
Also did you know that a jellyfish is 95% water so if your stuck in the middle of the ocean with no food or water....drink the bastard![]()
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