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[Master]

The first thing you have to understand about "Iron Man," movies is that they are based on a super hero comic book series. For those of you who are not aware, super hero comic books are cartoon-style magazines read by effeminate young boys who don't play sports. I'm going to put it bluntly - and ladies, close your ears now, or ask your husband later - comic book readers are given toward a lifestyle of masturbation directed toward men wearing leotards (and in some cases, "tight metallic leotards"). Thankfully, in a civilized society, school boy sissies are not able to fulfill their disgusting fantasies in our school gymnasiums unless of course, they are attending school in England, where boys learn to prance about like homosexuals in the first grade! In God's Country, if a sissy boy has a hankering delight for the poop-scented aroma of a male anus, and tries to stick his nose inside a classmate's hiney (as they are wont to do) in the school gym, God willing, there will be a True Christian™ jock on hand to beat the devil out of him!

Hey, I collect comic books and love Iron Man.

You from England?

Yes.

Not every body is perfect.

Not even you?

[Ghost]

The first thing you have to understand about "Iron Man," movies is that they are based on a super hero comic book series. For those of you who are not aware, super hero comic books are cartoon-style magazines read by effeminate young boys who don't play sports. I'm going to put it bluntly - and ladies, close your ears now, or ask your husband later - comic book readers are given toward a lifestyle of masturbation directed toward men wearing leotards (and in some cases, "tight metallic leotards"). Thankfully, in a civilized society, school boy sissies are not able to fulfill their disgusting fantasies in our school gymnasiums unless of course, they are attending school in England, where boys learn to prance about like homosexuals in the first grade! In God's Country, if a sissy boy has a hankering delight for the poop-scented aroma of a male anus, and tries to stick his nose inside a classmate's hiney (as they are wont to do) in the school gym, God willing, there will be a True Christian™ jock on hand to beat the devil out of him!

Hey, I collect comic books and love Iron Man.

You from England?

Yes.

Not every body is perfect.

Not even you?

Next best thing to it...... American.

[Master]

The first thing you have to understand about "Iron Man," movies is that they are based on a super hero comic book series. For those of you who are not aware, super hero comic books are cartoon-style magazines read by effeminate young boys who don't play sports. I'm going to put it bluntly - and ladies, close your ears now, or ask your husband later - comic book readers are given toward a lifestyle of masturbation directed toward men wearing leotards (and in some cases, "tight metallic leotards"). Thankfully, in a civilized society, school boy sissies are not able to fulfill their disgusting fantasies in our school gymnasiums unless of course, they are attending school in England, where boys learn to prance about like homosexuals in the first grade! In God's Country, if a sissy boy has a hankering delight for the poop-scented aroma of a male anus, and tries to stick his nose inside a classmate's hiney (as they are wont to do) in the school gym, God willing, there will be a True Christian™ jock on hand to beat the devil out of him!

Hey, I collect comic books and love Iron Man.

You from England?

Yes.

Not every body is perfect.

Not even you?

Next best thing to it...... American.

Just because you killed Osama does not make you great.

[Ghost]

The Two Towers is Homo Slang For Erect Hobbit Penises
Important Notice For Christian Parents

The new movie, The Two Towers makes up for its lack of on screen sex scenes with some of the most horrifying, blood wrenching violence ever to splatter the silver screen. "That's why, at first glance, the film is very appealing to True Christians®," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "However, we must be careful not to get overly excited about movies that come so close to depicting what our loving Lord Jesus has in store for sinners. Christians know that nothing man could ever conceive on film will ever match the glorious barbecue of burning flesh that God has promised for all those who don't worship Jesus. I doubt Hollywood could ever litter a whole valley with hacked up pieces of human flesh and body parts, or fill a river with the hot, fresh steaming blood of the unsaved. Read More Here

[Ghost]

Just because you killed Osama does not make you great.

Being a "True" believer makes me great.

Being an American makes me perfect.

Don't confuse the two please.

[Andre]

[Ghost]

Like the part with pint size bike rider.

[Andre]

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