Quote Originally Posted by X
I am really regular, so the first thing I do when I wake up is have a S***.

Then I get out of bed to go running.
24 hour karma... :P

Mike: Oh no! its the TV detection man!
Neil: We haven't got a license!
Rik (would be anarchist): We haven't got a license? good god! I'll end up in jail... and have water DRIPPED over my head... get Vivian to eat the TV!
*Vivian eats the TV*
*TV man enters and sees Vivian with an extension flex hanging out of his gob (from the TV)*
TV man ('bastard'): that better now have been a TV you just ate!
Vivian: Its a toaster
Bastard: Well it better be... because when that TV comes out the other end, I'll be ready
*TV man goes and waits by the toilet*
Vivian: Don't worry lads, I always poo before I get up