Snakey asks the hard questions everyone wants to know!
S- Emma how are you today?
E- Good i think i might post a pic in the next yr or so.
S- Nice to hear that. Ok lets get down to business...and we will do the interview later
E-No the interview first please Snakey, you know i dont like talking after.
S- Ok then. First question, are your ready?
E- Yes, next question please.
S-No babe that wasnt the first question. This is the first question, What was your name before the operation?
E- Well it was....hey i see what you doin!
S- Alright moving on. Are you at all flattered that the whole saddoboxing community is waiting on a picture of you?
E-Well yes in away but it gets quite annoying, like with kell gettin jealous and all!
S-I thought kell got a restraining order?
E-No piece of paper can stop my love!
S- Rightio movin on i guess. Who would you rather sex with...me or...me?
E-Me
S- No not you, me or me?
E- I told you...ME!
S-When do you think we will see this picture of yours?
E- Um id say you will see it in the next 10 yrs or so but it wont be a new one and it will be very small.
S- Why has it taken so long?
E- Well firstly ive been babysitting alot and then terrorists blew up the library...
S- Ok and the major question everyone wants to know, Smashup or Hitman Hatton?
E- Well Smashups face on Hitmans body....so ill say Smashman!
S- Well thank you for your time....well in this time you could of posted a god damn picture but you took the interview anyway!
E- Your welcome Snakey, ill see you later in my car at the library![]()
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