Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

[Ghost]

When a 5 minute "power nap" turns into a 2 hour blessing.

[Ghost]

When you fall asleep in the middle of a porn movie and wake two hours later with a hard on cause you gotta piss.

[Master]

All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

[Andre]

Downsizing everything thats real old age, kids gone no need for big house or car.

[Master]

Downsizing everything thats real old age, kids gone no need for big house or car.

What about the next phase, when they have children and you become a grand parent, and you need the big house again and car to take them out.

[Ghost]

When you start strolling the baby aisle again due to loss of muscle control.