Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

[Andre]

Downsizing everything thats real old age, kids gone no need for big house or car.

[Master]

Downsizing everything thats real old age, kids gone no need for big house or car.

What about the next phase, when they have children and you become a grand parent, and you need the big house again and car to take them out.

[Ghost]

When you start strolling the baby aisle again due to loss of muscle control.

[Shamrock]

When you forget what you were going to... erm...... feck it what was this thread about again

[Master]

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

[Mars_ax]

#1. your grand-kids drive you crazy
#2. you notice your genitals seem somewhat smaller
#3. you're missing some of your teeth and hair
#4. you've got a lot more money invested and in the bank
#5. Women seem more relaxed around you, because they aren't worried about you trying to jump their bones or you remind them of their grandfather.

[Dropanuke]

When u moan that taxes are too high!
When u rant about fuel prices and the cost of choc bars and Nike trainers even when u didn't mind paying £100 for them in 98 - 2000