Signs that you are getting older

[Mars_ax]

#1. your grand-kids drive you crazy
#2. you notice your genitals seem somewhat smaller
#3. you're missing some of your teeth and hair
#4. you've got a lot more money invested and in the bank
#5. Women seem more relaxed around you, because they aren't worried about you trying to jump their bones or you remind them of their grandfather.

[Spicoli]

When your casual calm cool collected Lt blond hairs turn into wild, eratic crazy white hairs......on your ballz

It'll happen....just wait!!!