I'm knackered, me and my coworker went to the bar this evening and discussed this topic for a good two hours. He thinks Italy as he likes the skin tone, dark hair and western features. I came to the conclusion that Thai was best, it took a lot of hammering out, but we eventually got there.

The wife is in the other room sleeping. Must not wake her up! I am quietly imbibing a bottle of beer I brought home. Shh.