Which country has the most beautiful women?

[Gandalf]

It can only be Asian for me, with their human sized bodies and soft cherubic features. I'm not into all this pointy nose nonsense. If I really wanted a pointy nose I would marry myself. I'm not really into Indian women, I like darker skin, but I don't like the Western features. Plus the accents are quite ridiculous. It would be absurd to have an Indian woman trying to talk seductively to me. I would just be laughing at her.

You have a bad case of yellow fever huh?

I just dig the look of these oriental chicks. They are quite possibly the meaning of life.

A fat white woman is my definition of hell on earth. Oooh, shudder.