When your wife says "lets go upstairs and make love"
you reply "I can't do both"
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When your wife says "lets go upstairs and make love"
you reply "I can't do both"
24 Beers in a slab, 24 hours in the day.......go figure.
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When you rant at young people as "it was different in your time".
When you realize it's wrong to stare at your neighbor's daughter's tits.
When you start to think about your retirement funds and investment for the older days.
When it takes a whole week-end to recover from a hangover.
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That's the way it is, not the way it ends
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You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions,which never happen.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Mr. Happy isn't quite as cooperative as he once was, especially sometimes when you need him the most.
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What used to take a stiff breeze or a fleeting thought now takes effort..............
For every story told that divides us, I believe there are a thousand untold that unite us.
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When you start getting called uncle from kids you thought were slightly younger than you.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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