Signs that you are getting older

[Mars_ax]

When you rant at young people as "it was different in your time".

When you realize it's wrong to stare at your neighbor's daughter's tits.

When you start to think about your retirement funds and investment for the older days.

When it takes a whole week-end to recover from a hangover.

Or, you buy a six pack of beer and 2 months later most of it is still in the refrigerator.