My training thread, progress, advice etc

[Gandalf]

Bilbo is only doing this exercise because I am racing away in the post count. He is trying to wait me out hoping that I succumb to madness and alcoholism and slow down, then with his reinvigorated self he will continue to post and overtake me. I must beat Bilbo. He is my rival, it is like Jones Jr against BHop, I cannot lose my reflexes and get beaten in the rematch by the man that kept in shape. I will end up arguing with some Russian and collapse in a heap, the end of my Saddo's career. I must resist.

Actually it is kind of like that. You took my place as the forum outlier, with your weird personal anecdotes and petty grumblings about your mundane life. That was my role, and you supplanted it so I've left the Lets Get It On board, moved in to this quieter board and started to do things away from the computer.

You seem to have done so, you are much quieter than you used to be. You need to find your mojo as I enjoy having somebody to feed off. We can share the boards and rule like we have done for a good half a decade. Just as Gandalf is important, so too is Bilbo. All the other boards are just full of people calling me a cunt anyway. I might have to run away to this one as I am being hounded by a baying and bloodthirsty public. Or I could just go and make the spam board my own, but I've heard they discriminate against post counts in there. That's prejudiced.

See it wasn't that long when I was the forum cunt. Now I'm just a formally active poster with a wretched training thread in a little used area of Saddo's.

I've been forced out of partying in the city centre and am now drinking my sorrows in a dirty little pub in a poorly lit alleyway in a desolate part of town.

And now you've wondered in here too.

Cunt.

Haha

See the imagery is well and truly alive, but that is perhaps the 16th time I have been called a cunt today.

This used to be a lively place. We had wonderful gatherings and people used to come here. Sure, it was always rough, but these days you are right. It is quite empty. Boozeboxer used to prop up the bar all the time, but it seems that he has found a real bar to prop up. I tried to start the forum gay contest here, but nobody turned up and then when I went downtown they all blamed me for not getting their nominations. They just don't come to this place anymore. You lost out because you just don't hang out in the other place anymore too. You started on the mini Ivan Drago thing.

Still, anytime you want to venture downtown just come along. We can both hang out there in a strictly non-gay way.