Going to the jungle

**Gandalf** · 07-01-2011 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Fenster

So William Burroughs has inspired you to explore a jungle, slash your arm (you didn't need a bandage) and become a homosexual (you got yourself crowned the forum gay).

What next? Heroin addiction? (which in your case will be an addiction to a Vicks nose stick)

Lets be honest - you're far to much of a wimp for these activites.

Hahaha, just the jungle really. The arm slash was kind of spontaneous and is actually starting to heal up now, but it's gonna scar unfortunately. No heroin addiction on the wish list I'm afraid either!

I am a bit of a wimp, but Burroughs himself was hardly Mr T. It's all in the mind and how far you are willing to test the waters. The body can either join in or give up, that's its own call.

**generalbulldog** · 07-01-2011 09:24 AM

I can see this happening to Miles when he's in Thailand. Forget the jungle, he may not even survive the city.

**Gandalf** · 07-01-2011 09:32 AM

Hahaha, that's quite mental. But I don't want to be near touristy places or in cities. I hate all of that. Might as well just go to Seoul for a week. Those are some vicious looking women, but that guy most likely did something quite silly. Probably smashed a rice cooker or something.

**Gandalf** · 07-01-2011 10:20 AM

For me it's more something like this, but without the gay arse music and blowing bubbles nonsense, but the problem is that I don't see any hunting for animals or close encounters with snakes and that is what a jungle adventure should have at its core. I also don't want to meet any western hippies as that would spoil my experience. I want something quite isolated and unique.

**Gandalf** · 07-01-2011 01:16 PM

No, I'm having second thoughts about this jungle thing now. It would be better if I had someone to go with, to have some banter with, but alone is a bit sad and what if I got bitten by a snake and couldn't get help. I don't know, just trying to weigh things up in my mind. Maybe I should just stay home and read more books, but they are only going to inspire more fantasy ideas. I would probably read The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and decide to build a spaceship or something.