Haye gets the last laugh

[Violent Demise]

You can hate on haye as much as you like,But the simple fact is that heavyweight boxing would be even worse if haye retires.

Yes he lost and openly admitted he didnt back up his talk,But what about wlad who had he's best night's work and still looked shocking....Wlad wont take a rematch because he know's second time round,Haye would take him out.

Wlad won't take the rematch cuz he doesn't want to receive oral sex from Haye.

It's still on your mind I see.

Haye's pathetic attempt at winning the championship is still on a lot of people's mind. True boxing fans are doing the right thing and bad mouthing him for the pitiful attempt. The ones that approve of his usage of the "UK style" to win the fight are not.

[Diane]

You can hate on haye as much as you like,But the simple fact is that heavyweight boxing would be even worse if haye retires.

Yes he lost and openly admitted he didnt back up his talk,But what about wlad who had he's best night's work and still looked shocking....Wlad wont take a rematch because he know's second time round,Haye would take him out.

Wlad won't take the rematch cuz he doesn't want to receive oral sex from Haye.

It's still on your mind I see.

Haye's pathetic attempt at winning the championship is still on a lot of people's mind. True boxing fans are doing the right thing and bad mouthing him for the pitiful attempt. The ones that approve of his usage of the "UK style" to win the fight are not.

Yep, and now he kicks off Sports Illustrated's list of 25 Lame and Weird Excuses.

David Haye - Lame and Weird Excuses - Photos - SI.com


Congrats David! You should be proud. You are now, an official joke.

[AdamGB]

You can hate on haye as much as you like,But the simple fact is that heavyweight boxing would be even worse if haye retires.

Yes he lost and openly admitted he didnt back up his talk,But what about wlad who had he's best night's work and still looked shocking....Wlad wont take a rematch because he know's second time round,Haye would take him out.

Wlad won't take the rematch cuz he doesn't want to receive oral sex from Haye.

It's still on your mind I see.

Haye's pathetic attempt at winning the championship is still on a lot of people's mind. True boxing fans are doing the right thing and bad mouthing him for the pitiful attempt. The ones that approve of his usage of the "UK style" to win the fight are not.

Of course the fight is still being talked about? It happened less than a week ago... What you expect? We're not gold fish jesus...

I don't know of any body who wasn't dissapointed with the fight or Haye's performance.

Oh and the reason a sizeable ammount of Brits actually wanted to see HAYE sparked was because his attitude goes against the grain of british boxing... So do his training methods, his tactics, his boxing style and pretty much anything about him.

For every brit you can name who is even remotely similar to Haye, I'll name 10 who aren't.

But yeah... He uses the 'uk style'... lol, you really are fucking clueless.

[p4pking]

It's hilarious how few non partisan posts have been made about this fight. It sucked, both fighters could have done a lot more, but Haye ultimately has to bear the onus for this as he fell way behind and didn't really do anything proactive to try and turn it around. There isn't much more to talk about, but I guess that's what really has people sour over this, no prospects in the division

[El Kabong]

It's hilarious how few non partisan posts have been made about this fight. It sucked, both fighters could have done a lot more, but Haye ultimately has to bear the onus for this as he fell way behind and didn't really do anything proactive to try and turn it around. There isn't much more to talk about, but I guess that's what really has people sour over this, no prospects in the division

The problem with heavyweights is the problem with all of boxing. Fighters are increasingly wary of actually testing themselves. Everyone wants to keep their 0's they don't want a challenge and that has significantly stunted the heavyweight division. There's a difference between guiding a fighter to a title and "protecting" a fighter...Robert Helenius is being guided, Alexander Povetkin was being guided and is now being protected, Nicolay Valuev has ALWAYS been protected. This is why guys like Monte Barrett and Ray Austin can get bigger fights, they are WILLING to risk losing in order to advance their careers.

Just my 2 cents, but I'm sure some smart ass will reply about how I'm always posting about the heavyweights or the Klitschko's like I should only ever mention either brother on the days of their fights and not before or after.

[Mars_ax]

To be as big and powerful as he is, it's almost comical to see how timid Wlad can sometimes be in the ring. My guess is he's cautious like that for a reason = Sanders, Purity, Brewster.

Perhaps Wlady gets flashbacks:

[Violent Demise]

You can hate on haye as much as you like,But the simple fact is that heavyweight boxing would be even worse if haye retires.

Yes he lost and openly admitted he didnt back up his talk,But what about wlad who had he's best night's work and still looked shocking....Wlad wont take a rematch because he know's second time round,Haye would take him out.

Wlad won't take the rematch cuz he doesn't want to receive oral sex from Haye.

It's still on your mind I see.

Haye's pathetic attempt at winning the championship is still on a lot of people's mind. True boxing fans are doing the right thing and bad mouthing him for the pitiful attempt. The ones that approve of his usage of the "UK style" to win the fight are not.

Of course the fight is still being talked about? It happened less than a week ago... What you expect? We're not gold fish jesus...

I don't know of any body who wasn't dissapointed with the fight or Haye's performance.

Oh and the reason a sizeable ammount of Brits actually wanted to see HAYE sparked was because his attitude goes against the grain of british boxing... So do his training methods, his tactics, his boxing style and pretty much anything about him.

For every brit you can name who is even remotely similar to Haye, I'll name 10 who aren't.

But yeah... He uses the 'uk style'... lol, you really are fucking clueless.

Seriously what was the point of this post? You pretty much repeated everything I said. Dumb ass puppet. I'll pull your strings again later

[AdamGB]

The point was to highlight how painfully obvious what you said about Haye and the fight being disappointing was (you truly are an analytical genius, well done)

...and also to point out just how retarded making random and inept statements about the 'uk style' of David Haye is... despite almost everything about Haye's tactics on Saturday, technique, methods and attitude in general being almost completely different to the typical UK boxer in every way.

But you already knew that... which is why you've just tried to brush off what I said. Would have been better to ignore it, but you couldn't resist replying... despite the fact you had nothing with any weight behind it to actually come back with.

As far as repeating people's posts/being a puppet goes - am I talking to the same poster who got himself in a state over my (fairly lame) 'Haye getting pushed on his knees/blow job joke' and calling it D material... and then a day later goes on and posts the exact same thing as tries to pass it off as humerus.

You literally could not be any more of a hypocritical retard.

[AdamGB]

VD I thought you would have enjoyed it... seeing a giant easter European constantly pushing a smaller guys head down to his own crotch seems like the type of thing you'd find quite exciting.

Wlad won't take the rematch cuz he doesn't want to receive oral sex from Haye. You can tell Wlad was thinking "damn this fool gets on his knees more than Hayden use too"

[Violent Demise]

The point was to highlight how painfully obvious what you said about Haye and the fight being disappointing was (you truly are an analytical genius, well done)

...and also to point out just how retarded making random and inept statements about the 'uk style' of David Haye is... despite almost everything about Haye's tactics on Saturday, technique, methods and attitude in general being almost completely different to the typical UK boxer in every way.

But you already knew that... which is why you've just tried to brush off what I said. Would have been better to ignore it, but you couldn't resist replying... despite the fact you had nothing with any weight behind it to actually come back with.

As far as repeating people's posts/being a puppet goes - am I talking to the same poster who got himself in a state over my (fairly lame) 'Haye getting pushed on his knees/blow job joke' and calling it D material... and then a day later goes on and posts the exact same thing as tries to pass it off as humerus.

You literally could not be any more of a hypocritical retard.

Jesus christ your an idiot. The real sad part is you actually go out of your way to try and make yourself sound smart and all you do is show everybody the reason you require a cheat sheet just to spell your fucking name. It's no surprise this went over your head. Me dismissing your gay fantasy of a fighter getting on his knees is one thing. It was considered a lame joke cuz it had been used already. That ends there. Me providing the reason Wlad wouldn't rematch Haye is something different. That's a fact. There's a difference between lame joke and fact. Only a dumb ass like yourself would consider it the same. Stupid puppet

[AdamGB]

Jesus christ you're an idiot. The real sad part is you actually go out of your way to try and make yourself sound smart and all you do is show everybody the reason you require a cheat sheet just to spell your fucking name. It's no surprise this went over your head.

How sweet, it tried to talk back this time. I like how you tried to use some of your lines there... but sadly none of them have any relevance to what has been said. Sorry.

Cheat sheet to spell my name? I'm afraid that if you don't understand the difference between you're and your then you're/your (pick one) attempts to tell me I can't spell will just fall flat.

Me dismissing your gay fantasy of a fighter getting on his knees is one thing.

Venereal, far from denying it you went on to admit that even the site of pharmaceutical tablets make you fantasize about cock. Get your facts (and self) straight.

It was considered a lame joke cuz it had been used already.

I see the theory, it's the joke was lame because it had been done before... but when you use it as what must now be at least a third hand joke it suddenly becomes acceptable again. Got it. Sound logic as usual Venereal.

That ends there. Me providing the reason Wlad wouldn't rematch Haye is something different. That's a fact. There's a difference between lame joke and fact. Only a dumb ass like yourself would consider it the same. Stupid puppet

Hmmm... this is as close to being right as you're ever likely to be... there is a slight difference. I used it because you're extremely easy to wind up (speaking of pulling strings) and watching you flip flop and flounder trying to respond provides a cheap laugh.

You copied my shit joke... sorry, I mean used my shit joke to try and appear humorous and make fun of David Haye using a (I quote) piece of 'D Material'.

So yeah... very well spotted Marionette, the context was different... the shit joke... was the same shit joke.

But hey I guess if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you.

If you really want to continue please feel free, but every post you've made has just reinforced the fact to everybody that you are an unoriginal, clueless, hypocrite.

Speaking of clueless... I see you still haven't addressed you inept ramblings about David Haye using his 'UK style' despite it being clear to anybody with a pulse that he is the polar opposite of what anybody (with a brain) would class as a UK style.

But between you plagiarizing shit jokes that you've criticized, admitting seeing cocks when you look at Tylenol and making logic defying statements such as an identical joke being different/Somebody who is the polar opposite of most all UK fighters using a 'UK style'... I guess you had too much to choose from in.

Dance along Marionette and come back when you've got something stronger.

[Violent Demise]

Jesus christ you're an idiot. The real sad part is you actually go out of your way to try and make yourself sound smart and all you do is show everybody the reason you require a cheat sheet just to spell your fucking name. It's no surprise this went over your head.

How sweet, it tried to talk back this time. I like how you tried to use some of your lines there... but sadly none of them have any relevance to what has been said. Sorry.

Cheat sheet to spell my name? I'm afraid that if you don't understand the difference between you're and your then you're/your (pick one) attempts to tell me I can't spell will just fall flat.

Me dismissing your gay fantasy of a fighter getting on his knees is one thing.

Venereal, far from denying it you went on to admit that even the site of pharmaceutical tablets make you fantasize about cock. Get your facts (and self) straight.

It was considered a lame joke cuz it had been used already.

I see the theory, it's the joke was lame because it had been done before... but when you use it as what must now be at least a third hand joke it suddenly becomes acceptable again. Got it. Sound logic as usual Venereal.

That ends there. Me providing the reason Wlad wouldn't rematch Haye is something different. That's a fact. There's a difference between lame joke and fact. Only a dumb ass like yourself would consider it the same. Stupid puppet

Hmmm... this is as close to being right as you're ever likely to be... there is a slight difference. I used it because you're extremely easy to wind up (speaking of pulling strings) and watching you flip flop and flounder trying to respond provides a cheap laugh.

You copied my shit joke... sorry, I mean used my shit joke to try and appear humorous and make fun of David Haye using a (I quote) piece of 'D Material'.

So yeah... very well spotted Marionette, the context was different... the shit joke... was the same shit joke.

But hey I guess if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you.

If you really want to continue please feel free, but every post you've made has just reinforced the fact to everybody that you are an unoriginal, clueless, hypocrite.

Speaking of clueless... I see you still haven't addressed you inept ramblings about David Haye using his 'UK style' despite it being clear to anybody with a pulse that he is the polar opposite of what anybody (with a brain) would class as a UK style.

But between you plagiarizing shit jokes that you've criticized, admitting seeing cocks when you look at Tylenol and making logic defying statements such as an identical joke being different/Somebody who is the polar opposite of most all UK fighters using a 'UK style'... I guess you had too much to choose from in.

Dance along Marionette and come back when you've got something stronger.

You know when someone calls someone an idiot online he's mostly just talking shit. It's a quick insult. You don't know for sure if the person really is an idiot or not. With you there is no doubt. You really are a fucking idiot. Your remedial ass ain't just dumb. You're straight out stupid. Your dumb ass is clinging to something irrelevant asking me to explain myself. When in reality it went so far over your head not even a telescope would help you.

I got 4 rep comments regarding the UK style comment. Doesn't matter if they were positive or negative. Point is all 4 understood what it meant. So me having to dumb this down for you is further proof that calling you slow is actually a compliment. Anyways, here it goes. Go read the post again. You know why it doesn't make sense to you? Cuz you're a fucking idiot.

You're thinking "Haye doesn't fight like a UK fighter. Why is he saying he does? It doesn't apply"

Stupid muthafukka. You know why it doesn't make sense? Cuz I wasn't describing Haye's actual fighting style, stupid. When I said UK style is was a knock on the whole UK and it's fighters. Meaning fighters that drop to there knees are using the UK style. Duh! Yes it goes back to that same joke. Only your dumb ass actually thought it was a description of Haye's actual style. Stupid muthafukka. It's the reason UK style had quotation marks around it, fucking genius

[AdamGB]

She's back!... took you long enough.

You know when someone calls someone an idiot online he's mostly just talking shit. It's a quick insult. You don't know for sure if the person really is an idiot or not. With you there is no doubt. You really are a fucking idiot. Your remedial ass ain't just dumb. You're straight out stupid. Your dumb ass is clinging to something irrelevant asking me to explain myself. When in reality it went so far over your head not even a telescope would help you.

Wow, I taught her how to differentiate between your and you're... there's hope for her yet!

Other than the redundant rehashing of your 'dumb/stupid/idiot' playground level attempts at insults I do actually agree - your comments are irrelevant, I'm glad you've finally noticed.

I got 4 rep comments regarding the UK style comment. Doesn't matter if they were positive or negative.

Hahaha...Sure, OK, if you say so...

Point is all 4 understood what it meant. So me having to dumb this down for you is further proof that calling you slow is actually a compliment. Anyways, here it goes. Go read the post again. You know why it doesn't make sense to you? Cuz you're a fucking idiot.

You're thinking "Haye doesn't fight like a UK fighter. Why is he saying he does? It doesn't apply"

Stupid muthafukka. You know why it doesn't make sense? Cuz I wasn't describing Haye's actual fighting style, stupid. When I said UK style is was a knock on the whole UK and it's fighters.

NO?! I thought you were saying it to compliment British fighters?! I never thought for a second you might be trying to insult the UK! Not for a single second did I think it was anything other than a positive remark!

Meaning fighters that drop to there ('their'... I wouldn't care, but if every other word you type is stupid/dumb/idiot etc then learn how to spell better than a 10 year old) knees are using the UK style. Duh! Yes it goes back to that same joke. (I'm glad you've finally admitted your reusing of my D material ) Only your dumb ass actually thought it was a description of Haye's actual style. Stupid muthafukka. It's the reason UK style had quotation marks around it, fucking genius

Ah, so the UK style is a fighter who keeps dropping to his knees, rolling around on the canvas to try and force a point deduction... I see, that well known British fighting tactic.

The only other fighter I can think of in recent history to use your so called 'uk style' would have been Bernard Hopkins. I'm not 100% sure that he was British though... I'm sure you'll be able to tell me if he was though, being a boxing genius and all.

The simple fact is that you're so simple that what ever you say doesn't need explaining to even a brain dead chimp, that was never the issue (don't flatter yourself into thinking otherwise).

The point is that whatever you try and say - is always weak shit with no weight behind it... you get behind the keyboard and let whatever driveling diarrhea is on your mind flow out, that's why you come out with shit about the 'UK style' but can't give an example of another British fighter who either fights like Haye or who threw themselves to the canvas on purpose to get points taken off their opponent. Not one.

I don't need you to explain your moronic statements, I want you to back them up.

You seem to be struggling... you've typed paragraph after paragraph just to try and get the point across that -

"AdamGB, you're dumb and that groundless thing I said insulting UK fighters was an insult to UK fighters"

There you go, we got it down to just one sentance... much neater than the mess you just posted. I'd suggest taking a Tylenol for the headache that all of that barely coherent typing must have given you (seemed to take you a while)... but you'd probably hope that I was propositioning you if I did...

[generalbulldog]

Actually I thought the "UK style" was talk mad shit, get your ass beat, and then come out with a shit load of excuses from the fighter to his fan base. You know like Haye, Hamed, Hatton, etc.

[AdamGB]

Waste of Bandwidth... everybody knows (but nobody cares) about your Brit hating.