The_One interviews Mike Tyson

The_One: Yo Waddup Mike, you met my sister Jennifer earlier....what did you think of her?

Mike: Fuck your sister. I'm the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no-one can stop me. Jennifer is a conqueror? No. I'm Alexander, she's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want her heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah!"

The_One: Damn dude, you gotta calm down.....I heard you were teaming up with Nicolas Cage to have a charity match in sparring...you know Mike, for all the starving children in the world. Comic relief style.

Mike: Yeah man, about the sparring with Nicholas Cage...
My main objective is to be professional but to kill him. I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.

The_One: Alright Mike, you're making me look bad...We're going to have to cut this video.

Mike: I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in their fuckin' head or stomp on their testicles, so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have, wakin' up every day.
Oh and have a nice day

The_One: k, bye Mike



Yeah, whatever homie!