Things you hate to admit you did

[Mars_ax]

Here's a few of my milder brainfarts:

#1. accidentally brushing my teeth with Preparation H.

#2. forgetting to wash the juice off my fingers after cutting up Jalapeno peppers, and then touching my genitals to take a leak.

#3. tearing off a piece of toilet paper to blow my nose with, then tossing the full roll in the toilet.

Sure I was either drunk at the time or had a hangover, but still.

Any admissions?

[Spicoli]

In the Off topic section where any nomad can see it, you must be nuts

That #2. did that a couple of weeks ago but it was the eyes I rubbed. I looked like Wolak did vs Delvin Rodriquez last week.

[BIG H]

Getting caught by my mum, when sticking a bottle of grolsh up a girl's snatch.

[Mars_ax]

Getting caught by my mum, when sticking a bottle of grolsh up a girl's snatch.

What did mum say? I remember back in my last year of High School in 1967 my mother found about 1/4 oz. of weed in my sport coat, she asked me what it was and I told her it was pipe tobacco, and fortunately she believed me!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

this could be a very interesting yet ugly thread.

[Gandalf]

Too much to ever consider declaring on an open board, but a lot of things I look back on and think "hmm".

[FTMatty]

A minor incident with a lumpy fart whilst on my stag do.

[Master]

I brought a Bros single as I thought they were cool.
Stole sweets from a shop.
Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

[CFH]

Nothing I would ever admit on this board.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

When I was a kid, I flicked a grain of salt in the air to catch in my mouth (just what some do to peanuts but I didn't have that at the time). It hit my eye. That really burns!

The others are not suitable in any board (whether it's open or hidden).

[superheavyrhun]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

[Memphis]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

I tried a bit of car surfing once but didnt really hold on, just sat on the boot. Yeah I came off pretty badly in that one.

[Andre]

I dont hate to admit this it was fun at the time, I've tube rode the outside of a train through the underground in London in 87.

[Diane]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

I tried a bit of car surfing once but didnt really hold on, just sat on the boot. Yeah I came off pretty badly in that one.

Done the car surfing thing too, but never fell off. What got me bad was bumper skiing, where you wear a pair of shoes or boots, hang on to the back bumper, and have the car go down snow covered streets, but your fucked if you happen to hit a dry patch, and I did.

I could go on and on with all the dumb shit me and my friends used to do.

[Andre]

Ha we are all barely scratching the surface here for legal reasons.

New heading : What havent you been caught for?