Going to the jungle

[Andre]

Sounds like a fun trip Miles. Also, you probably just had a simple cold but you are such a whining pansy ass you let it ruin your trip.

Nah, I had a great time. Just got a bit sick and hit my head too hard.

Your girl friend moved away

As Bilbo says: you are smarter than that bloke in Norway:

Your defence team will now be able to use this to get you off the electric chair or life and be able to claim diminished responsibility or maybe even insanity from physical trauma.

We'll all be accomplices as we knew, so basically you are so clever here that you have secured half of Saddos into court for a year or more for company and maybe even into F ward right next to you. Perfect.