Things you hate to admit you did

[Diane]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

I tried a bit of car surfing once but didnt really hold on, just sat on the boot. Yeah I came off pretty badly in that one.

Done the car surfing thing too, but never fell off. What got me bad was bumper skiing, where you wear a pair of shoes or boots, hang on to the back bumper, and have the car go down snow covered streets, but your fucked if you happen to hit a dry patch, and I did.

I could go on and on with all the dumb shit me and my friends used to do.