X, you bastard get in here!

[Memphis]

OK X you pun writing son of a bitch! I need more ammo, everyone has heard why there aren't any casinos in China, and I've told them my good (nonpolitical) joke (that wouldn't be good on the internet because you've got to act it out a bit), well people are demanding more from me so in turn I am demanding more from you!!

So get your blue words ready and start makin' me help people laugh!

Have you tried "Hi, Im Lyle, and I know about soccer...."

Should get a giggle

[X]

I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!'

I thought, "That's just spam."

[X]

I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.

[X]

Bad news, the rioting has spread to Ireland.

Poor Paddy has just smashed his laptop screen after trying to loot ebay.

[Ghost]

Next?

[X]

Ha ....... never on demand!