New Spiderman is now named Miles and could be gay in the future

[Gandalf]

Fantastic I have always thought I would be a great spiderman. I have that look, but Jazz is likely a better shade of black than me. Clearly another thing to make Bilbo jealous. He would just be gay, couldn't be sipderman at all.

A Spiderman who ran off when Green Goblin sent him a load of sad-clicks would be legendary

It would a moment in the film when Spiderman has to do some serious soul searching. Heart rending stuff. Poor Spiderman riddled with self doubts and insecurities. "Why does everyone hate me?". Come on Spiderman, everything will be okay!