I am back

[Dark Lord Al]

Where you been prison?

Been travelling, left Manchester a long time ago to see the world

Manchester is the world!

That it is, so far I have made it to Cannock

Must have been a shit of a trip.

Money has been an issue

But Cannock is good for dogging

That is where Stan Collymore does his dogging right, a cousin told me?

Yes Collymore did get done for DOGGING, but now he just annoys the shit out of everyone on Talk Sport , he is a thick boring bastard.