What's everyone's favourite joke of all time ?

[Mark TKO]

Jokes like that are good when pissed.

i know a variation of that which I won't go into in full.

Basically a guy goes into a bar and orders 8 lagers, 2 bitters, three vodkas etc...etc... and a bun.

The barman tells him he will have to change is order as they don't serve food so bit by bit you start reducing the number of drinks but always add the bun on at the end as the barman gives same response and gets more and more pissed off (you can go on forever !)

At end you are left with a pint of lager and a bun as your order and the barman sayss for last time we don't serve food etc.. etc.. change your order or i will kill you.


the punchline


"Ok Ok, I'm sorry I'm sorry.......just give me a bun"

Like i said you need beer down you to appreciate

[Master]

Jokes like that are good when pissed.

i know a variation of that which I won't go into in full.

Basically a guy goes into a bar and orders 8 lagers, 2 bitters, three vodkas etc...etc... and a bun.

The barman tells him he will have to change is order as they don't serve food so bit by bit you start reducing the number of drinks but always add the bun on at the end as the barman gives same response and gets more and more pissed off (you can go on forever !)

At end you are left with a pint of lager and a bun as your order and the barman sayss for last time we don't serve food etc.. etc.. change your order or i will kill you.


the punchline


"Ok Ok, I'm sorry I'm sorry.......just give me a bun"

Like i said you need beer down you to appreciate

You have to be pissed to like that joke, with an almighty hangover afterwards.