Quote Originally Posted by El Kabong View Post
OK this one is GREAT to tell at a bar, but it won't work very well over the internet. I'll explain it anyway.....


So there's this old couple out working in the yard. The old man is trimming the hedges and his wife is sweeping up on the porch. The old man finishes up trimming and needs to clean up so he's looking for his rake. He hollers up to his wife "Hey honey, have you seen the rake?!? I need it to clean up my trimmings", she responds "What?? I can't hear you!" The man is hot and tired and kind of in a pissy mood so he uses some sign language and shouts at her "I (pointing at his eye) NEED (lifting his leg up and pointing at his knee) THE RAKE (making a raking motion with his hands)"....well the old lady is also tired and in a foul mood and she answers only in signs. She uses her left hand points to her eye, grabs 1 of her boobs, slaps her ass, and grabs her crotch...the old man is befuddled, he says "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!" And she shouts back while doing the signs again "I (points at eye) LEFT TIT (grabs boob), BEHIND (slaps ass), THE BUSH (grabs crotch)"

....Well


I liked that one.