Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds Byrd vs Klitschko

**Gandalf** · 04-23-2006 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by wacko3205

Originally Posted by miles

well, i got that one well and truly wrong!

fair play to wlad....ive not seen the fight yet, but it seems wlad was very impressive. i was hoping byrd had made enough adjustments to try and overcome the wlad jab to some extent. easier said than done i suppose!

byrd will be back, i wouldnt mind seeing him go in with toney...that would be good.

maybe wlad can go after valuev and put a big L on his record....

once again, well done to wladimir klitschko....he's gone back up in my estimation...

oh, and of course

wacko, for an excellent DRBR....

Good posting. Clicked you already. Getcha in another 24.

Agreed. He's gone up in my eyes also.

Agreed...I'd still like to see Toney vs Byrd.

It'd be a good fight because they are both actually middles fighting in the wrong division. Competitive fight with no power punches to KO the other man....unless Toney masters the art of nipple blasting...then Byrd's fwocked.

nipple blasting? nothing would surprise me when it comes to james toney and his heaving man breasts.....as long as byrd develops a similar nipple blasting technique then the fight should remain fairly even....

tough one to call...

**Wacko3205** · 04-23-2006 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by miles

nipple blasting?

A hidden latent ability of James Fat Ass Toney that is the act of inhaling all of the breath from his opponant in his lungs...then forcing the "borrowed air" from his lungs back through his body...similar to how a toad expels all the air from is body & swells up...then Toney's nipples would then protude outward violently smashing his opponent in the jaw as they battle toe to toe.

Very similar to boob bombs...another hidden latent talent of James Fat Ass Toney's that consists of hurling one's ample boosom as a jab is thrown. The added weight of said breast powers the fist & as the fist connects with the opponents face...shockingly...the boob serves as an added follow through punch striking the opposing fighter.

Almost like a combination punch...if you will.

Holy Christmas...my ass is drunk.

Wacko out!

**SalTheButcher** · 04-23-2006 08:15 AM

when vitali was a kick boxer and his opponent would clinch he would perform a chest thrust, hed jump up and slap his chest into them

**Gandalf** · 04-23-2006 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by wacko3205

Originally Posted by miles

nipple blasting?

A hidden latent ability of James Fat a** Toney that is the act of inhaling all of the breath from his opponant in his lungs...then forcing the "borrowed air" from his lungs back through his body...similar to how a toad expels all the air from is body & swells up...then Toney's nipples would then protude outward violently smashing his opponent in the jaw as they battle toe to toe.

Very similar to boob bombs...another hidden latent talent of James Fat a** Toney's that consists of hurling one's ample boosom as a jab is thrown. The added weight of said breast powers the fist & as the fist connects with the opponents face...shockingly...the boob serves as an added follow through punch striking the opposing fighter.

Almost like a combination punch...if you will.

Holy Christmas...my a** is drunk.

Wacko out!

**bigragu** · 04-23-2006 08:56 AM

The simple truth is that Byrd is not a true heavyweight. He's never beaten a true top heavyweight. Not faulting him for coming up and getting a title in a decimated division but he, like James Toney, is a bloated cruiserweight at best.
He should drop weight so he could dominate. Otherwise he's going to get KO'D again.

**BrooklyniteQueen** · 04-23-2006 09:11 AM

Chris has never been KO'd. Only stopped. Otherwise the longest he's been down was for a count of 5.

**SalTheButcher** · 04-23-2006 11:18 AM

i have a feeling he was on his way today, but the cut was real bad

**El Gamo** · 04-23-2006 03:19 PM

CC for DRBR Wack,so is the saviour of the HW division here?

**hitmanhatton** · 04-23-2006 03:25 PM

muhamed dempsey as merchant was saying lol

**Wacko3205** · 04-23-2006 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by The Game

CC for DRBR Wack,so is the saviour of the HW division here?

I want to say yes...but I'm just not sure that he can pace himself.

Since he came back from defeat he's fought two little guys & one power puncher that is about as skilled with his fists as my two year old is with a box of crayons.

I think that he can make a splash...but just not enough to make waves in the division.

**hitmanhatton** · 04-23-2006 07:21 PM

will cool click u wacko for this in a few hours time cus of karma also did u pick up on what was said half way through about vitali coming back to fight lennox lewis surely i cudnt have heard this right