It's just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds Toney vs Peter II

[TheChosenOne]

*ding* fucking *ding* lets go! wack

[1st rd ko]

Toney was just crying over the decision. Peter looks good & seems calm, cool, & collected...I hope he knocks Toney's F****** head off.

I honestly thought SP won that fight. Anyone notice the dramatic drop in the use of the name "J-FAT" on Saddo? Do we have some new fans (wacko)?

[DaxxKahn]

AS I'm at home, without any beer...damn resolutions...I've been a little creative, and written a little poem for you, on the great JFAT. To the tune of any football chant:

He's fat, he's round he thinks he's pound for pound, he's James Toneeeey, James Toneeeey.
He's mean, he's rude, he shuts up when there's food he's James Toneeeey, James Toneeey.
He's short, he's old, he dreams of HW gold, he's James Toneeeey, James Toneeeey.


(Sadly couldn't squeeze in rhymes for Peter, Klitschko, Valuev or pomegranet, so any suggestions welcomed

He's big, he's dumb, All his all his wins are over bums he's Niiicolay, Niicolay


OK Not as dumb as me for actually sitting here trying to help make up this poem while singing out loud

[sweet science]

good evening one and all (good morning to those in the queen's country).

i'm psyched for this one. on the one side, raw power and youth against a man with whom age and the burgers have to at some point catch up. on the other side, a truly savvy and skilled boxer who is also a warrior and deserves much credit for doing what he is doing/trying to do at heavy.

wacko, may you get to heaven a half our before the devil knows your dead.

[Wacko3205]

Jose Antonio Rivera (43 fights, 38 wins with 24 ko's, 1 draw, & 4 losses) vs Travis Simms (24 fights with 18 ko's & 0 losses) Round 1: Here we go. Bell!!! Rivera & Simms exchange jabs to start. Body shot by Simms. BOth look a bit stiff. Nice left hand by Simms. Simms being a bit more effective wiht the jab. Nothing much happening here other than SImms backing out & RIvera jabbing the body. 1-2 by Simms snaps Rivera's neck. Nice. Three left hands straight down the pipe. Rivera didn't like that. Simms pushes Rivera down. Body shot by Rivera. Left hand from Simms again. Clench.

Round to Simms.

[yoitsdan]

Simms is fast man, my boy Rivera will have to dig deep again it looks.

[Wacko3205]

Jose Antonio Rivera (43 fights, 38 wins with 24 ko's, 1 draw, & 4 losses) vs Travis Simms (24 fights with 18 ko's & 0 losses) Round 2: Rivera first on the exchage with the jab. Nice left from Simms again. Rivera getting beaten to the punch here. Lef tto the body & a right hook to the body by Simms. Simms coming off as the more calm & accurate of the two. Rivera just took a huge 1-2 & down he goes. Push. RIght ahnd A& then two lefts & Simms is all over him!!! Rivera is bleeding badly. Simms all over him. Knockdown saved by the ropes. 8 count. Simms comes back out swinging. Left hand from RIvera. Straight left hand from Simms again. 1-2-3 from Simms again. He's switched to a leftie also. Lef thand from RIvera. Simms is pretty much letting him offa the hook. WTF? Right hand & then another left. Body shot by Simms & the clench to the bell.

Huge round for Simms.

[DaxxKahn]

Simms is fast man, my boy Rivera will have to dig deep again it looks.

Rivera is frozen it seems like

[Wacko3205]

Jose Antonio Rivera (43 fights, 38 wins with 24 ko's, 1 draw, & 4 losses) vs Travis Simms (24 fights with 18 ko's & 0 losses) Round 3: Rivera coming out jabbing first & Simms bust his with the right & then a left straight down the pipe. Trading jabs again. Rivera more cautious now. Left hand & then a right by Simms. Rivera eats two lefts again. RIvera comes in with a right hand. Nothing on it. Simms jabbing. Straight right by RIvera. Simms jabbing. Lef thand lands for Simms again. Two straight lefts & a right hook on the einside by Simms. Lef thand again stuns RIvera. CLench. 1-2 & then a body shot by Simms. Rivera covers up from a Simms barage. Nailed him with that left @ the bell agian.

Round to Simms.

[yoitsdan]

Rivera has excellent composure, he was nearly out in the 2nd and came out and IMO took the 3rd with great rangy boxing. 29-27 Simms.

[yoitsdan]

This has the makings of a war, they are both landing huge crosses. Rivera is never in a bad fight, he has wounded tiger syndrome.

[Wacko3205]

Jose Antonio Rivera (43 fights, 38 wins with 24 ko's, 1 draw, & 4 losses) vs Travis Simms (24 fights with 18 ko's & 0 losses) Round 4: Rivera jabbing again. Right hand by RIvera. Simms slips it. Jab & then a left from Simms again. Damn. Rivera jabbing again...straight left from Simms. RIght hand & then a left & then a nice combination stuns Rivera. Right hand by Rivera. Left to the body by Simms. Rivera jabbing & trying to come on. Big left hand from Simms. Nice RIvera lands a right hand. 1-2 from Simms. BIg left hand from Simms again.

ROund to Simms again.

[yoitsdan]

I have it 38-37 Simms

[DaxxKahn]

Simms just can't seem to miss those straight punches

[1st rd ko]

"Jose Antonio Rivera (43 fights, 38 wins with 24 ko's, 1 draw, & 4 losses) vs Travis Simms (24 fights with 18 ko's & 0 losses)"

Hey Simms? KO this guy so we can get on to the main event.