slept like a lawyer last night. Lying on one side, then turning over and lying on the other...
I thought I would have gotten out of that ticket the other day. When pulled over by the cop, I told her "You are the prettiest woman I have ever seen in uniform". She started to blush, said thank you and put away her ticket book until I continued and said, "And that's not just the booze talking either"
I asked my parents if I was a gifted child. They replied "Well we certainly wouldn't have paid for you."
Got pulled over by a cop yesterday. He asked me, "do you know why I pulled you over?" I guess, "why did you forget?" wasn't the best reply...
My boss heard I write funny FB status. He asked me to send him one through email. I replied to him saying, "not now, I'm working." His reply? "That is very funny, send me another one!"
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