If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

[Gandalf]

Other members here that has a shot at beating Pac in the ring.

Miles reads a lot of Noam Chomskey and a lot of intellectual stuff. He could probably outsmart Pacman in the ring and get a decision.

Bilbo masturbates a lot, maybe he has the arm strength to keep Pacman at bay.

Marktko tells a lot of bad jokes, maybe he can tell one of his jokes to Pacman and when Pac has a wtf look on his face he can catch him off guard with a punch.

Mark TKO would miss the punch line and get KTFO

I don't miss fokker

Your spelling is getting worse.

Hahaha, classic line.

As far as fighting goes I clearly concede to Manny, but when it comes to intellectual discussion I stomp all over the little shit.

[generalbulldog]

You could might be able to beat him if you take some A-side meth.

[Gandalf]

You could might be able to beat him if you take some A-side meth.

Nah, the guy is a catfish simpleton. I would simply need my favourite jelly bears to crush him in an intellectual debate. The guy is 10 points above Andrew Hartley when it comes to intellect and IQ points.

As for boxing he is pretty good, but when it comes to protecting his nations poor...well, he is a total dick. Keep breeding peasants, make god happy. Manny is a cretin in that regard.

[generalbulldog]

You could might be able to beat him if you take some A-side meth.

Nah, the guy is a catfish simpleton. I would simply need my favourite jelly bears to crush him in an intellectual debate. The guy is 10 points above Andrew Hartley when it comes to intellect and IQ points.

As for boxing he is pretty good, but when it comes to protecting his nations poor...well, he is a total dick. Keep breeding peasants, make god happy. Manny is a cretin in that regard.

TBH, he has at least helped out the poor in his country directly with some of his earnings and from what I've read he also helped build a hospital with his money and also bought school supplies for kids in his province. His legislation might not be what you want, but I can't question his efforts for helping the poor in his country. So I don't see how the man could be a dick or cretin. It's certainly more than what anyone on this forum would do and have done.

[mnmc10]

TBH, he has at least helped out the poor in his country directly with some of his earnings and from what I've read he also helped build a hospital with his money and also bought school supplies for kids in his province. His legislation might not be what you want, but I can't question his efforts for helping the poor in his country. So I don't see how the man could be a dick or cretin. It's certainly more than what anyone on this forum would do and have done.

and that's coming from generalbulldog!

im filipino so i often see him on the news. he indeed built hospitals schools etc. he gives some cash to the poor. but dont expect him to give all of his earnings. thats not the way to help the poor. i bet youve spent less than 10usd for the poor in your lifetime miles.

[miron_lang]

but when it comes to protecting his nations poor...well, he is a total dick. Keep breeding peasants, make god happy. Manny is a cretin in that regard.

He's a million times better than other congressmen in his country.


-he recently bought 4 hectares of land for housing projects and he used his own money

He said : Funds from the government takes a lot of time to get release so he used his own money


-He also waived his Fee for an advertisement in exchange for 40 ambulances.


-I think his Hospital project is finished. The 1st in the province.

[marbleheadmaui]

I'm 6'2, 250, 74 inch reach, train younguns, typical American big, strong ex-football playing type.

Manny'd drill me any time he set his mind to it.

I just hope I am so thoroughly knocked out the first time I don't get up by mistake so he can go to work on me again.

[Magoo]

I have just seen this thread for the first time and spent the last hour pissing myself reading it. Funniest thread ever. Special thanks to ICB for making this so thoroughly entertaing.

I'm off for a swim.

[Dark Lord Al]

I'm 6'2, 250, 74 inch reach, train younguns, typical American big, strong ex-football playing type.

Manny'd drill me any time he set his mind to it.

I just hope I am so thoroughly knocked out the first time I don't get up by mistake so he can go to work on me again.

Im not sure Manny is a homo mate , but good luck with that thought .

[Gandalf]

I'm 6'2, 250, 74 inch reach, train younguns, typical American big, strong ex-football playing type.

Manny'd drill me any time he set his mind to it.

I just hope I am so thoroughly knocked out the first time I don't get up by mistake so he can go to work on me again.

Im not sure Manny is a homo mate , but good luck with that thought .

Hahaha made me laugh!

[CommunistKevin]

Guys let's not pretend manny is so generous. In my book you are obligated to do that if you have that much money. Is manny part of a left wing or right wing party? Either way unless he believes in social justice. I do not care what he does.

[Gandalf]

Guys let's not pretend manny is so generous. In my book you are obligated to do that if you have that much money. Is manny part of a left wing or right wing party? Either way unless he believes in social justice. I do not care what he does.

Well said, Communist Kevin.

Manny wants poor people to screw until they have as many children as possible, but unless he is willing to subsidise that, then I think he is an arsehole.

[ICB]

Actually having a pretty shitty day today, so thanks alot for cheering me up guys

[0james0]

Is Manny really telling his people to "go fuck!" or did he just say he doesn't like wearing condoms? :/

I'd steal his Head and Shoulders shampoo pre fight and fuck head head right up (always makes me laugh when I see them sponsoring his shorts!)

[p4pking]

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else?

Well im too big for Manny Pacquiao being 6'2 176 pounds, so it would be a mismatch size wise. I doubt there's anyone on this forum really who's 140 pounds.

But im in pretty good shape i go to the gym and workout quite alot, i go swimming often and i did have some Amateur fights. Although nowhere in the league of a Manny Pacquiao obviously.

But P4P ? i think i could last quite a bit, because i am in pretty good shape, and i think i take a decent shot. And im also pretty young at 20.

Oh dear lord, how did I miss this thread. ICB, you should really try to rub a couple of brain cells together before you post. I'm sure you are in good shape and can take a punch, but that's on a level that's about 500 below anyone fit to spar with Pacquiao. You work out and swim often... Lol I always wondered why people made the swimming jokes on here. For someone who obviously likes the sport of boxing you must still not realize what it takes to be a proffesional fighter, this post is really lunacy. Also I would bet there are a lot of posters on here who could make 140 if they were in fighting shape... I only weigh slightly more walking around and I'm not that skinny.