Re: Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds: De La Hoya vs Mayorga
Oscar De la Hoya (37 wins with 29 ko's & 4 losses) vs Ricardo Mayorga (28 wins with 23 ko's, 5 losses, & 1 draw) Round 1: Tensions are seemingly a bit high...bullshat! THey got more people in the ring than Michael Jackson's got in his bedroom on his birfday! Oscar looks a bit sharpish now. We shall see. Mayorga was running that mouf already. Bell!!! Oscar jabs to the body. Mayorga throws big. Oscar crakcs him. Mayorga throwing bombs...nothing so far. Mayorga is swinging wild. Oscar jabbing. Oscar seems pretty chill. Mayorga getting his dues!!! Down he goes!!! Hah ha ha ha. Oscar cracks him!!! Again after he got uyp. Mayorga to the body. Mayorga to teh body. Mayorga trying to gain compousure. OScar cracks his ass again!!! Oscar cracking the piss outta Mayorga. Hillarious. I love it. Mayorga is boucing on his feet after Oscar batters him. Love it. Mayorga is throwing bombs agian that are shat.
Oscar De la Hoya vs Ricardo Mayorga Round 2: I love it. I suppose. Mayweather just said you can knock this sonuvabitch out! I love it. Where the fwock is hulk?!?!? Anywho. Oscar jabging. Mayorga swings wild. Oscar tags his ass once again! Ha!!! Mayorga is a joke...yeah...that bitch is good for boxign...reall good. Oscar jabbing his ass off. Mayorga is fwocked people. fwocked. Mayorga lands a nice right hand. Mayroga low. Left hook by Mayorga. Hard punch. Right hand by Mayorga. Mayorga to the body. Big right hand by Oscar. Mayorga fires back & Oscar combos his ass & Mayuorga is again fwocked!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fwockin ha!!!! Body shot by Mayorga. Oscar still dominates.
Oscar De la Hoya vs Ricardo Mayorga Round 3: Oscar is ladning somce great combos. Mayorg just aint shat yall. 23-39 power shots. Oscar jabs. Mayorgas neck snaps. Mayorga to the body. Body shot by Mayorga...hes just wild. Right hand by Oscar. Double jab stuins Mayorga. Ha. Body shot answered by an Oscar upoer. Mayorga aint gettin shat off. Mayorga's swelling. Jab by Oscar. Two in a row. Big upper by Mayorga! Damn!!! Oscar felt that. Another one!!! Whoooooooooooooooo!!!! Oscar comes back jabbing. HEh heh heh.
Oscar De la Hoya vs Ricardo Mayorga Round 4: Wow Mayorga got one goo dpunch! 26-30 for Oscar. Heh heh heh. Right hand by Mayorga. Left hook by Oscar. Mayorg alands a shot & Oscar cracks that body! Pop...ahhhhhhhhhhh...very nice. Oscar's just find. Mayorga throws a right hook & Oscar blocks it. Body shot by Mayorga. Oscar clocks him back. Right hand by Mayorga...Oscar fires back. Oscar jabs. Mayorga to the body. Oscar cracks him back. Left hand by Oscar. Mayorga hits Oscar on the back of hte haead. Oscar lands back in the back. Left hook by Mayorga. Right hand by Mayorga. Oscar pops him ass back.
Oscar De la Hoya vs Ricardo Mayorga Round 5: Mayorga comes out first. Oscar dont care...he cracks him back. Head butt. Mayorga jabs. One two by Mayorga. Mayorga jabs. Right hook by Mayorga. Right hand by Oscar. Oscar all over him. Oscar to the body. 1-2 for MaYORGA. Lef thook & a right by Oscar. Nice. Right hand shakes Mayorga. Mayrog to the body. Body shot by Oscar. Right hand by Oscar. Puuuuuuuuuuuuh-leeeeeeeze!!1 Left hand & then a left by Oscar. Upper misses for Oscar. Left hook again for Oscar. Right hand by Mayorga. Mayorga hitting b ehind the head.
Oscar De la Hoya vs Ricardo Mayorga Round 6: 44-50 fooooooooooooooooooooor Oscah!!! Boom!!! Body shots by Mayorga...but come on...this is Oscah!!! Hewh heh heh. Mayorga lands a right. Oscar batters him & down he goes!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEH!!! Mayorga is fwocked!!! Oscar is hammeringng him & he is done!!! It's over!!! TKO!!! That was a clinic...they carried that sell out back to his corner.
I wanna know what that bitch has to say now!!!
Mayorga respecting Oscar now...Mayorga's tring to be a gentleman & apologize for that ass whoopin he just got!!!
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Sooooooooooooooo...how many punches in a row did Oscar land...& would that be considered a 30 punch combo?!?!?!
Never beg a 40 dollar hooker...specially after she's just turned down your mom's credit card!!
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