Bilbo defeats all comers in the arcade

[JT Rock]

with orange hair (not a wig). Is the EXACTLY what my pic looks like.

You've got a big ginger afro?

JT buddy you are official off the hook, we have a new subject to rip the piss out of now

nice try on the reverse, you still are the recipient of perpetual ridicule. hope that helps...







Oh I meant to ask this earlier..... WHO ARE YOU?

[Kev]

with orange hair (not a wig). Is the EXACTLY what my pic looks like.

You've got a big ginger afro?

JT buddy you are official off the hook, we have a new subject to rip the piss out of now

nice try on the reverse, you still are the recipient of perpetual ridicule. hope that helps...







Oh I meant to ask this earlier..... WHO ARE YOU?

Considering you don't know you do an awful lot of following me around the boards.

I can almost hear you sniffing my scent when I log on.

[ICB]

No luck on moon cave yet Bilbo whats furthest you got so far ??

[Kev]

No luck on moon cave yet Bilbo whats furthest you got so far ??

If I abandon the idea of collecting orbs I can get to level four.

If I try and actually score points and collect everything I usually get to the end of the second level without enough fuel to time dodging those rotating spike thingy's.

It's annoying because there's a little goldmin of orbs at the end of the second and the beginng of the third levels, its just a case of having the fuel to get there.

Are you able to complete the second level without running out of fuel midway?

I usually run out in the cavern just past the first pool of water. I die before I can get to the fuel orb in the bottom right of that screen. Soooooooooooo fucking annoying.

[ICB]

No luck on moon cave yet Bilbo whats furthest you got so far ??

If I abandon the idea of collecting orbs I can get to level four.

If I try and actually score points and collect everything I usually get to the end of the second level without enough fuel to time dodging those rotating spike thingy's.

It's annoying because there's a little goldmin of orbs at the end of the second and the beginng of the third levels, its just a case of having the fuel to get there.

Are you able to complete the second level without running out of fuel midway?

I usually run out in the cavern just past the first pool of water. I die before I can get to the fuel orb in the bottom right of that screen. Soooooooooooo F****** annoying.

Yea i completed the 2nd level i only got one orb from that area at end of 2nd level because i was running out of fuel and only had 1 life left trick i do at the end of first level is die on purpose so my fuel is right back up and you get like extra 900+ points for having so much fuel at the end.

[JT Rock]

with orange hair (not a wig). Is the EXACTLY what my pic looks like.

You've got a big ginger afro?

JT buddy you are official off the hook, we have a new subject to rip the piss out of now

nice try on the reverse, you still are the recipient of perpetual ridicule. hope that helps...







Oh I meant to ask this earlier..... WHO ARE YOU?

Considering you don't know you do an awful lot of following me around the boards.

I can almost hear you sniffing my scent when I log on.

well your stench does resonate from across the pond

[Kev]

No luck on moon cave yet Bilbo whats furthest you got so far ??

If I abandon the idea of collecting orbs I can get to level four.

If I try and actually score points and collect everything I usually get to the end of the second level without enough fuel to time dodging those rotating spike thingy's.

It's annoying because there's a little goldmin of orbs at the end of the second and the beginng of the third levels, its just a case of having the fuel to get there.

Are you able to complete the second level without running out of fuel midway?

I usually run out in the cavern just past the first pool of water. I die before I can get to the fuel orb in the bottom right of that screen. Soooooooooooo F****** annoying.

Yea i completed the 2nd level i only got one orb from that area at end of 2nd level because i was running out of fuel and only had 1 life left trick i do at the end of first level is die on purpose so my fuel is right back up and you get like extra 900+ points for having so much fuel at the end.

Yeah I used to do that when we were trying to score around 5000 but I need all my lives to get through the second level now.

I've come to the conclusion that some of these orbs are just basically traps to make you waste fuel and die later on, it's a case of working out which ones.

I'd love to know how many levels there are. I've got to level four by ignoring collecting orbs completely and even then I barely managed on fuel. It's got to be the most difficult gam ever invented, no saves, no extra lives, a brutal fuel limit and some caverns requiring milimeter precision flying to navigate.

It's really doing my head in to be honest

[ICB]

No luck on moon cave yet Bilbo whats furthest you got so far ??

If I abandon the idea of collecting orbs I can get to level four.

If I try and actually score points and collect everything I usually get to the end of the second level without enough fuel to time dodging those rotating spike thingy's.

It's annoying because there's a little goldmin of orbs at the end of the second and the beginng of the third levels, its just a case of having the fuel to get there.

Are you able to complete the second level without running out of fuel midway?

I usually run out in the cavern just past the first pool of water. I die before I can get to the fuel orb in the bottom right of that screen. Soooooooooooo F****** annoying.

Yea i completed the 2nd level i only got one orb from that area at end of 2nd level because i was running out of fuel and only had 1 life left trick i do at the end of first level is die on purpose so my fuel is right back up and you get like extra 900+ points for having so much fuel at the end.

Yeah I used to do that when we were trying to score around 5000 but I need all my lives to get through the second level now.

I've come to the conclusion that some of these orbs are just basically traps to make you waste fuel and die later on, it's a case of working out which ones.

I'd love to know how many levels there are. I've got to level four by ignoring collecting orbs completely and even then I barely managed on fuel. It's got to be the most difficult gam ever invented, no saves, no extra lives, a brutal fuel limit and some caverns requiring milimeter precision flying to navigate.

It's really doing my head in to be honest

I need only 1 life to get through second level i can get past water and just about make it to next area then die then i can do the rest.

[ICB]

Violent Demise Playing moon cave in the arcade.


Seems like VD trying to steal our thunder

[Kev]

Violent Demise Playing moon cave in the arcade.


Seems like VD trying to steal our thunder

I can just about handle losing to you as your a respectful young lad, if VD beats me though I'll have to bribe Saddo to fix my score

[Cortez The Killer]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

[ICB]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

Don't be mad bro not all of us can be great

[Kev]

I am growing tired of you elitist f*cks bragging about your arcade achievements


These games are not fun, and in my opinion are all either frustrating or boring.


However, the pride of having a trophy under my name overrides all common sense telling me not to play these stupid, time wasting games.

So I concede.

I am now after the trophy leaders in their respective games. This would look to be non other than bilbo and ice cold boxing. I may start out weak, but with my perseverance and drive I will conquer two of your trophy's within 3 days.

Nah you have no chance, most of you numptees couldn't last two minutes in mine and Ice's world.

We're the Saddo champions. Ice annoyed the hell out of me at first but I've come to respect his warrior spirit. Like Lancelot I was wandering the Arcade like a colossus looking for a worthy opponent and finally found my King Arthur in Ice.

Now we are the Knights of the Saddo Arcade and will conquer all comers.




I do still have unfinished business with Ice. moon cave is our Guinevere, right now she's with Ice but I WILL have her again

Even if it does mean another war with Ice and me being stripped of all my cups as conseuquence

[KKisser]

Ok Ice how about a temporary ceasefire?

I only want my moon cave and my current titles. Just let me win back the moon cave trophy over the next few days and I'll stop challenging for any of your trophies.

You have no idea how F****** annoying it is for me to see my beloved moon cave cup in the arms of another man, I'll let you keep all of your current titles in exchange just for that one.

Think how many hours we would both save if we could just agree to that

I've left you for now i got myself 2 titles im up to 9 now

You are a muthafucka Ice




But I respect your skills.

Cheers mate u2 you made me work very hard to get that moon cave title its good to have friendly competition.

hey! stop ruining the thread with that friendly competition crap.

[ICB]

Ok Ice how about a temporary ceasefire?

I only want my moon cave and my current titles. Just let me win back the moon cave trophy over the next few days and I'll stop challenging for any of your trophies.

You have no idea how F****** annoying it is for me to see my beloved moon cave cup in the arms of another man, I'll let you keep all of your current titles in exchange just for that one.

Think how many hours we would both save if we could just agree to that

I've left you for now i got myself 2 titles im up to 9 now

You are a muthafucka Ice




But I respect your skills.

Cheers mate u2 you made me work very hard to get that moon cave title its good to have friendly competition.

hey! stop ruining the thread with that friendly competition crap.

Don't you get it ?? im making out im not that bothered putting him into a false sense of security