Who wins prime Lewis v prime Tyson?

[Tysonbruno]

how do i do that mate pm me and tell me cos im crap with computers

[The Whirlwind]

Tyson never fought anyone better than Lewis.
Lewis wins this fight 10 out of ten times.

[Tysonbruno]

Tyson never fought anyone better than Lewis.
Lewis wins this fight 10 out of ten times.

But Lewis never met anyone like a Prime Tyson Tyson wins by ko before round 5

[ICB]

Tyson never fought anyone better than Lewis.
Lewis wins this fight 10 out of ten times.

But Lewis never met anyone like a Prime Tyson Tyson wins by ko before round 5

And Tyson never met anyone like Lewis.

[Tysonbruno]

Ice are you gunna tell me how to do it

[X]

Round One - Tyson sneaks up on Lewis as Lennox is admiring himself in the mirror, and lands a haymaker to the dreadlocks. China-chinned Lewis arises at the count of eight and hits Tyson with a piledriver than sinks him a foot into the canvas like a nail. The force squashes Tysons head down so his neck is now 25 inches wide ....... Iron Mike climbs out of the crater and squeals "My BACK, I broke my BACK', launching himself at Lewis like a miniature Hulk. They exchange furiously until the bell sounds to end a breathless stanza.

DING, Round 2 - a more cautious Lewis slides out of his cormer, intent on boxing Tyson until the storm has passed. Iron Mike eats a couple of stiff jabs before countering with a bite to the solar plexus. Lewis backs off and hurls a box of chess pieces at Tyson, who barely slips the fusillade of rooks and pawns.

Between rounds, Tyson appears to be breathing hard and he takes a few bites from one of Lennox's children (PRAISE be to ALLAH)

Round 3 starts and Lewis comes out more aggressively to meet the onrushing Tyson. He boxes crispy, landing several uppercuts and stretching Tyson's neck down to 12 inches. Ironically, Tyson is now the taller fighter, gazing impassively down at Lennox atop his giraffe-like neck. Lewis's boxing skills begin to assert themselves as he hits Tyson's head like a speedball. Tyson seems hurt and lewis moves in for the kill as the crowd go wild .......... but Tyson suddenly comes alive...... he has been playing possum to draw Lewis in ...... who would have thought Iron Mike capable of outwitting the cerebral Lennox Lewis ......... Tyson slips to his right and unscrews his false hand, he winds up like a baseball player and hurls it straight down the 'Oliver McCall' pipe ........ it connects squarely on Lewis's chin and he falls into the crater made earlier by Tyson. Two reporters down there try to lift the stricken fighter back into the ring, but just as the referee is about to toll "ten", Iron Mike rips his arm off and batters Lewis back down into the pit.

The Fight of the Hour is over, in the aftermath, Lewis retires to spend more time with his mother. Tyson - gracious in victory - pays him the ultimate accolade "He wath definitely my toughetht opponent. I had to take my hand off to beat him. I am the baddetht man on the planet, how dare they challenge me with their primitive thkillth. My actreth friend Thuthan Tharandon thurely thaid that Cuth ith the betht thponge thlider thith thide of Thithily"

[Gandalf]

Round One - Tyson sneaks up on Lewis as Lennox is admiring himself in the mirror, and lands a haymaker to the dreadlocks. China-chinned Lewis arises at the count of eight and hits Tyson with a piledriver than sinks him a foot into the canvas like a nail. The force squashes Tysons head down so his neck is now 25 inches wide ....... Iron Mike climbs out of the crater and squeals "My BACK, I broke my BACK', launching himself at Lewis like a miniature Hulk. They exchange furiously until the bell sounds to end a breathless stanza.

DING, Round 2 - a more cautious Lewis slides out of his cormer, intent on boxing Tyson until the storm has passed. Iron Mike eats a couple of stiff jabs before countering with a bite to the solar plexus. Lewis backs off and hurls a box of chess pieces at Tyson, who barely slips the fusillade of rooks and pawns.

Between rounds, Tyson appears to be breathing hard and he takes a few bites from one of Lennox's children (PRAISE be to ALLAH)

Round 3 starts and Lewis comes out more aggressively to meet the onrushing Tyson. He boxes crispy, landing several uppercuts and stretching Tyson's neck down to 12 inches. Ironically, Tyson is now the taller fighter, gazing impassively down at Lennox atop his giraffe-like neck. Lewis's boxing skills begin to assert themselves as he hits Tyson's head like a speedball. Tyson seems hurt and lewis moves in for the kill as the crowd go wild .......... but Tyson suddenly comes alive...... he has been playing possum to draw Lewis in ...... who would have thought Iron Mike capable of outwitting the cerebral Lennox Lewis ......... Tyson slips to his right and unscrews his false hand, he winds up like a baseball player and hurls it straight down the 'Oliver McCall' pipe ........ it connects squarely on Lewis's chin and he falls into the crater made earlier by Tyson. Two reporters down there try to lift the stricken fighter back into the ring, but just as the referee is about to toll "ten", Iron Mike rips his arm off and batters Lewis back down into the pit.

The Fight of the Hour is over, in the aftermath, Lewis retires to spend more time with his mother. Tyson - gracious in victory - pays him the ultimate accolade "He wath definitely my toughetht opponent. I had to take my hand off to beat him. I am the baddetht man on the planet, how dare they challenge me with their primitive thkillth. My actreth friend Thuthan Tharandon thurely thaid that Cuth ith the betht thponge thlider thith thide of Thithily"

Funny stuff X

Prime Tyson ALL the way!!!