I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents the other day.After saying
hello,my dad pulled me to one side and whispered " you could have done better
than that son. She is the ugliest pig i have ever seen, she must weigh 23 stone,
covered in spots,lips like a cod,shes got a beard,and is cross eyed,got a bald head,
size 13 feet,and lastly she fucking stinks.".I said " there is no need to whisper dad
she is deaf......
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