Why are there no casinos in China?
Because the Chinese hate Tibet.
Why are there no casinos in China?
Because the Chinese hate Tibet.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
How could the authorities know for sure whether the Tibetan spiritual leader was telling the truth or not?
They used Dalai detector.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Am I the only one to notice that 'therapist' is spelt the same as 'the rapist'?
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If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
What is the most stupid animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
THE SITUATION
You are in England, York to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.
Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury.
THE TEST
Suddenly, you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...
You suddenly realise who it is... It's Gordon Brown!
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You have two options:
You can save the life of Gordon Brown or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo,
documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men!
THE QUESTION
Here's the question, and please give an honest answer............
Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
You know what I reckon would bring an end to knife crime in London overnight?
Guns.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Radovan Karadzic is a mass-murdering terrorist with an violent hatred of muslims.
Hmmn
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
What's the quietest album in the world?
Stephen Hawking unplugged.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Who is the Hindu Goddess of Hair?
Condishna
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
What's a muffin?
....a pair of knickers
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead?
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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