Re: What would you wear?
Originally Posted by
Gandalf
Originally Posted by
Master
Originally Posted by
Gandalf
I would wear a robe with 'Obama is a war criminal' and 'Send the bankers to Guantanamo' as sentences on the back. The robe would be white and the text black. I would wear black shorts and they would be sparkly. There would be no text on the shorts. My boots would also be black, but my gloves a more traditional red. The entrance music would have to be God save the Queen by The Sex Pistols and I would tear a picture of the Queen whilst entering the ring. I guess I would keep my hair relatively short and would not shave on the day of the fight as part of a post weigh in ritual.
I would dazzle my opponent with my savvy and showboating. I would throw the kinds of moves never seen before in the boxing ring. I would also likely get knocked out as I am old and have never boxed before, but that is the price you pay for your art. People would remember it. You cannot say the same for the career of Devon Alexander.
Gandolf that is far too political to be allowed by any sanctioning body or commission that allowed you to box.
That is totalitarian. I want to wear my slogans and defile the Queen. People have every right to boo or cheer me in my quest.
I would also stomp on the microphone of the silly girl who does the super elongated national anthem thing and I would then say sorry to Michael Buffer.
I would also call Jim Lampley a cunt and shake Larry Merchants hand after recovering from being knocked out.
Then you will be a mixture of Muhammid Ali, Chris Eubanks and Floyd Mayweather
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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