how can 1 man vs a group win?

[X]

The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe

Yeah say something about his mum or his gf, eg "You seem to laugh alot....i heard your gf laughed when she saw your dick" and if they all go "Ooooooh" then say "And thats the sound your mum made when i fucked her last night"

Yeah...then make sure you chuck something in about her taking it up the ar5e and having a smelly bum. The filthy fukcing tramp

You are bound to get in a position where you can slap this chump out

LOL and say something like "Man if your dick ever grows beyond 2 inches then i think you will find your gf has no gag reflex...it just goes all the way in, well i gotta go and tell your missus that ill call her tomorrow night"

Ha ha yeah then when you are making a comment about his mums ar5e and you fukcing it make sure you say "its lucky ive got a 15 inch co*k otherwise i would have never made it past her ar5e cheeks to her asshole the fat cow"

Or "Your mum really has a great body...once you get past the roles of fat of course"

Say that you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot because she is so fat. Or that you have to shove a potato up her arse to take up the slack.

[raleights]

Don't forget the basics - sugar in the gas tank, keying the car, shagging his dog, slashing of the tires

Not everything has to be settled in the workplace (especially dog shagging)

[AdamGB]

Any one seen office space? :P

this is your best bet anyway...

[skel1983]

Don't forget the basics - sugar in the gas tank, keying the car, shagging his dog, slashing of the tires

Not everything has to be settled in the workplace (especially dog shagging)

Actully shagging a dog in the workplace is kind of fun, try the stationary cupboard is my advice.

[Douglas]

Vodka, incase you do have a fight
Make sure you don't freeze otherwise you're boxing skill would of gone to waste......

10-4. I won't.