I hate hippies....who's with me?

[Mad_Dog]

I was in San Francisco, visiting family. Me and the wife were walkin down the haight ashbury district. Lots of hippies and Lyle is right when he says they smell

lots of rainbow flags too. There was a restaurant called....ah shiot I forgot what its called but it had jamaican-cuban cuisine.....great food great beer awesome......

back to hippies, there was one guy walkin down the street, he was walking rather fast, I mean with his arms swingin and his legs extended as far as the could. He was about six foot three and was the spittin image of Lennox Lewis except he was wearing a dress and women's shoes. This poor little white guy was walkin toward him. He was what I call a Euro type. dressed all in black, with a pony tail, anyhoo Lennox was headin toward him, Euro man was walkin with a food tray, a salad I think an a sandwich and a drink too. Ms. Lennox barreled into him, knocked him on his arse and kept going without missing a beat. Euro man did not know what hit him. He just laid there on the floor with food and drink all over his nice black Euro shirt. Euro got off his Euro arse and looked around for pity. He certainly was not gonna get it from me, I was too busy trying to get a table at the Jamaican-Cuban place. Life continued on in spite of Euro Man losing his sandwich and Ms. Lennox heading off toward Golden Gate Park in search of God knows what....

[raleights]

one day I hope to tell great stories like that

[raleights]

guess I need to get married and go to San Francisco?

[Mad_Dog]

just get married to a woman

[raleights]

as opposed to marrying a horse?

[Bomp]

Those tree hugging hippee days are over. The only hipees around my part of the world nowadays are those fuilthy, messy, disgusting, new age travellers that just move from one place to another once they've filled one place up with their own feaces.

[Mad_Dog]

as opposed to marrying a horse?

nah horses are ok

ma woman often tells me I am hung like one


GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Wacko3205]

as opposed to marrying a horse?

nah horses are ok

ma woman often tells me I am hung like one


GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I think you just blocked out the last word of her appraisal...it was FLY.

Get it?!?!? Hung like a horse fly?!?!

Heh heh heh.

See how bad jokes come off.

[Mad_Dog]

as opposed to marrying a horse?

nah horses are ok

ma woman often tells me I am hung like one


GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I think you just blocked out the last word of her appraisal...it was FLY.

Get it?!?!? Hung like a horse fly?!?!

Heh heh heh.

See how bad jokes come off.

wacko yall allright in my book

I understand your humor...it amooosses me.

[Sheps]

To be fair i'd rather have a stinkin hippy in my face acting all obnoxous rather then having bombs dropped on my head and having my familly literally torn apart to be honest.

[raleights]

Who are you?

[Mad_Dog]

or having the plane that I am on flown into buildings or having the restaurant where I am eating pizza with my kids blown up...yeap...rather be with a stinkin hippie than having those things happen to me.

[Sheps]

or having the plane that I am on flown into buildings or having the restaurant where I am eating pizza with my kids blown up...yeap...rather be with a stinkin hippie than having those things happen to me.

Or having CIA agents come into my country and train terrorists to attack our schools and kill our children so they can earn a little more money at our expense, yeah i'd rather be with the hippies.

[Mad_Dog]

or having the plane that I am on flown into buildings or having the restaurant where I am eating pizza with my kids blown up...yeap...rather be with a stinkin hippie than having those things happen to me.

Or having CIA agents come into my country and train terrorists to attack our schools and kill our children so they can earn a little more money at our expense, yeah i'd rather be with the hippies.

or having my head sawed off even though I was innocent yeah I much rather be with hippies
or having to pay a tax (jizyah) simply because I did not believe in a country's dominant religion, or having my school's curriculum demonizing a race and teaching to kill, yeah I much rather go with hippies.

we could go on and on couldn't we

[El Kabong]

or having the plane that I am on flown into buildings or having the restaurant where I am eating pizza with my kids blown up...yeap...rather be with a stinkin hippie than having those things happen to me.

Or having CIA agents come into my country and train terrorists to attack our schools and kill our children so they can earn a little more money at our expense, yeah i'd rather be with the hippies.

Hippies are usually apolitical...they don't want ANY government and they want to abandon capitalsim too! Those heartless bastards