How many girls have you been with?

[CountryBoy]

yeah ive been with a few dogs in my time...

no offence Missy

[Howlin Mad Missy]

yeah ive been with a few dogs in my time...

no offence Missy

no problem, can't put a mouse where a rats been eh Saddo?

[Saddo]

yeah sorry about that... hope all you future mice understand

[BIG H]

yeah sorry about that... hope all you future mice understand

Somebody asked me and my mates this question in a pub a few years ago and we were all saying, I've been with 10 birds, I've been with 25 bla bla bla, then one of the young geezers who was going rounds wiv us said I've been with 40, but 12 of them were whores, then my mate who's an ex Marine, who wasn't originally in the conversation, sticks his neck in and says, "I've done 85 woman about 50 whores and 3 Thai Boys so you can all fukk off"

Kinda won the argument

[Saddo]

aint been with a whore ever... well paid her at any rate but have been with 100's of one night stands in my hay day

couldn't pull in a brothel nowerdays

[BIG H]

aint been with a whore ever... well paid her at any rate but have been with 100's of one night stands in my hay day

couldn't pull in a brothel nowerdays

Me either fella

I'm 30 and already talking about the good old days

[Saddo]

aint been with a whore ever... well paid her at any rate but have been with 100's of one night stands in my hay day

couldn't pull in a brothel nowerdays

Me either fella

I'm 30 and already talking about the good old days

its all downhill from here on in mate

only thing we have to look forward to now is a nipple shot that Missy may one day post

[BIG H]

aint been with a whore ever... well paid her at any rate but have been with 100's of one night stands in my hay day

couldn't pull in a brothel nowerdays

Me either fella

I'm 30 and already talking about the good old days

its all downhill from here on in mate

only thing we have to look forward to now is a nipple shot that Missy may one day post

Already got em

[Saddo]

lucky bastard

[SimonH]

You get to a certain age and you just forget how many girls you have had.

And it is nothing to do with losing count because you have had so many; it is called senility!

[Steelie]

aint been with a whore ever... well paid her at any rate but have been with 100's of one night stands in my hay day

couldn't pull in a brothel nowerdays

Me either fella

I'm 30 and already talking about the good old days

its all downhill from here on in mate

only thing we have to look forward to now is a nipple shot that Missy may one day post

All that's left to look forward to is elasticted jeans, hush puppies and death

[Memphis]

Steelie has your 30th slipped under the radar?

[AdamGB]

yeah ive been with a few dogs in my time...

no offence Missy

I was once dancing the night away with an attractive young lady, she stepped on my toe and said "sorry, I've got two left feet" I said "Most dogs do"

[Memphis]

I remember at a family do some years back an uncle of mine was dancing with his wife. He said "I could really love you if you werent so fucking ugly"

[emma]

yeah ive been with a few dogs in my time...

no offence Missy

I was once dancing the night away with an attractive young lady, she stepped on my toe and said "sorry, I've got two left feet" I said "Most dogs do"

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