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no problem, can't put a mouse where a rats been eh Saddo?Originally Posted by Saddo
yeah sorry about that... hope all you future mice understand![]()
Somebody asked me and my mates this question in a pub a few years ago and we were all saying, I've been with 10 birds, I've been with 25 bla bla bla, then one of the young geezers who was going rounds wiv us said I've been with 40, but 12 of them were whores, then my mate who's an ex Marine, who wasn't originally in the conversation, sticks his neck in and says, "I've done 85 woman about 50 whores and 3 Thai Boys so you can all fukk off"Originally Posted by Saddo
Kinda won the argument![]()
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
aint been with a whore ever... well paid her at any rate but have been with 100's of one night stands in my hay day
couldn't pull in a brothel nowerdays![]()
Me either fellaOriginally Posted by Saddo
I'm 30 and already talking about the good old days![]()
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
its all downhill from here on in mateOriginally Posted by BIG H
only thing we have to look forward to now is a nipple shot that Missy may one day post![]()
Already got emOriginally Posted by Saddo
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God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
lucky bastard![]()
You get to a certain age and you just forget how many girls you have had.
And it is nothing to do with losing count because you have had so many; it is called senility!![]()
Originally Posted by Saddo
All that's left to look forward to is elasticted jeans, hush puppies and death![]()
Steelie has your 30th slipped under the radar?
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
I was once dancing the night away with an attractive young lady, she stepped on my toe and said "sorry, I've got two left feet" I said "Most dogs do"Originally Posted by Saddo
I remember at a family do some years back an uncle of mine was dancing with his wife. He said "I could really love you if you werent so fucking ugly"![]()
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
haha ccOriginally Posted by AdamGB
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