Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?

[smashup]

The quick visit is rubbish and too formal so im told.

You really do need to club together with 3 mates and invite hire some over for 6 hours and feed them illicit substances/champagne hahaha some of them to your debauached hotel party and
Empire

[Kev]

There's no way I could get into the mood for sex if I thought the person I was doing it with was only doing it cos I paid her.

Can't think of a bigger turn off to be honest.

I much prefer getting a girl completely and utterly smashed and then raping her whilst she's unconscious

[smashup]

HAHAHAHAHAHA@dildo

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack off mate....seriously
You telling me that you wouldn't Rophypnol f*ck this for around £700 for 7 hours?

Your either lying or gay


Someone i know and she's and very rich

We all would

[smashup]

And yes she does work for maxim

Should'nt be doing this as her fella is a footy mate hahahahha

Merry Christmas

[Saddo]

You telling me that you wouldn't Rophypnol f*ck this for around £700 for 7 hours?

sound pretty pretty cheap i'll take a minute its only £1.66 does she take paypal

[smashup]

HAHAHAHAHAHA@dildo

[Kev]

And yes she does work for maxim

Should'nt be doing this as her fella is a footy mate hahahahha

Merry Christmas

I'm wandering what will annoy your footy mate the most, the fact that you have a collection of pervy pics of his girl on your computer, or that you have just advertised her as an £100 per hour hooker in an internet forum, either way I'd steer clear him for the next few games if I were you

[CutMeMick]

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch....
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

[Lords Gym]

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch....
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

One legged hooker with an eye patch?? .. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that’s some hard times there. !

[CutMeMick]

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch....
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

One legged hooker with an eye patch?? .. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that’s some hard times there. !

Yeah!!
I swear I felt like throwing up, meanwhile my uncles laughed and pointed at her I was in the front seat ducking down..... as my uncles screamed out the window if her name was 'Eileen' it's funny now BUT I swear I wasn't laughing at that time...

[Lords Gym]

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch....
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

One legged hooker with an eye patch?? .. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that’s some hard times there. !

Yeah!!
I swear I felt like throwing up, meanwhile my uncles laughed and pointed at her I was in the front seat ducking down..... as my uncles screamed out the window if her name was 'Eileen' it's funny now BUT I swear I wasn't laughing at that time...

I bet that one legged hooker can work a switch blade like nobody's business. Don't you imagine ? that’s a tough life there. I bet she can crack that whip ! makes me stop and think , how good we have it, our lives . . .. damnnnnnn..

[CutMeMick]

Yeah!
We are....

[Violent Demise]

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch....
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

In our house Tijuana is refer to as Disneyland. Nothing like stumbling drunk across the US/Tijuana boarder into San Diego after hours of drinking and fuckin 17 year old hookers. Tijuana. Damn that place should be placed on a pedestal.

[CutMeMick]

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch....
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

In our house Tijuana is refer to as Disneyland. Nothing like stumbling drunk across the US/Tijuana boarder into San Diego after hours of drinking and fuckin 17 year old hookers. Tijuana. Damn that place should be placed on a pedestal.

Yeah! I'm sure you have some stories to tell......

[Howlin Mad Missy]

anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty