Chat Up Lines

[Violent Demise]

You see those 4 guys standing over there. They think your a slut who likes to get gang bang. I think your a bitch who only fucks one guy at a time. Let's go to my house and proved them wrong.

[BIG H]

My personal favourite

Nice shoes. Wanna F***?

Same. I was at my friend's house once on Myspace and one of the Featured Profiles was a pickup line on. And it had a little GIF image flashing a bunch of them and that one flashed and I ROLLED. We've been saying that ever since. Vary it up to. But one time we were at this badass park by my old house that had the most kickass playground ever and a shopping center and everything. Anyways we were there and we see an absolute MILF (actually was probably a sister) carrying a baby. So we dared one of my friends to go up and say "Nice baby, wanna F***?" He did it. The girl looked at him like shocked and then laughed in his face. Funniest thing ever. CC for the list. I like the peach one

Hahahaha - love it

CC

[Tito BHB]

You see those 4 guys standing over there. They think your a slut who likes to get gang bang. I think your a bitch who only fucks one guy at a time. Let's go to my house and proved them wrong.

Haha..CC

That my friend is officially..Taxed