*UEFA C. L.(Min. by Min. Action + goal vids) Final 5/23*

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Reading the minute by minute play on PSV vs. Arsenal sounds like a boring game....

- The referee blows for half-time.
45 Henry (Arsenal) misses the target.
43 Fabregas (Arsenal) takes the corner.
43 Gomes (PSV) makes a save.
43 Henry (Arsenal) has an effort on goal.
42 Adebayor (Arsenal) is flagged for offside.
39 Lehmann (Arsenal) makes a save.
39 Culina (PSV) has an effort on goal.
39 Gomes (PSV) makes a save.
39 Henry (Arsenal) has an effort on goal.
36 Fabregas (Arsenal) fouls.
35 Senderos (Arsenal) has a shot blocked.
34 Fabregas (Arsenal) delivers the corner.
31 Fabregas (Arsenal) takes the corner.
30 Rosický (Arsenal) misses the target.
29 Lehmann (Arsenal) makes a save.
29 Cocu (PSV) has an effort on goal.
28 Méndez (PSV) delivers the corner.
27 Henry (Arsenal) misses the target.
25 Kromkamp (PSV) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Rosický (Arsenal).
21 Lehmann (Arsenal) makes a save.
21 Méndez (PSV) has an effort on goal.
17 Senderos (Arsenal) misses the target.
17 Fabregas (Arsenal) takes the corner.
15 Salcido (PSV) commits a foul after challenging Hleb (Arsenal).
13 Gomes (PSV) makes a save.
13 Rosický (Arsenal) has an effort on goal.
11 Fabregas (Arsenal) fouls.
9 Henry (Arsenal) delivers the free-kick wide.
9 Da Costa (PSV) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Adebayor (Arsenal).
2 Arouna Koné (PSV) misses the target.
1 Hleb (Arsenal) commits a foul after challenging Salcido (PSV).

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Heres the minute by minute for Man U. vs. Lille....


- The referee blows for half-time.
45 Bodmer (Lille) misses the target.
42 Larsson (Man. United) commits a foul after challenging Makoun (Lille).
42 Sylva (Lille) makes a save.
42 Scholes (Man. United) has an effort on goal.
42 Rooney (Man. United) has a shot blocked.
41 Tafforeau (Lille) fouls.
38 Debuchy (Lille) delivers the corner.
37 Vidi? (Man. United) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Makoun (Lille).
32 Larsson (Man. United) is adjudged to be in an offside position.
31 Plestan (Lille) commits a foul after challenging Cristiano Ronaldo (Man. United).
30 Vidi? (Man. United) is cautioned by the referee.
30 Vidi? (Man. United) fouls.
27 Debuchy (Lille) is booked.
27 Debuchy (Lille) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Evra (Man. United).
25 Giggs (Man. United) takes the corner.
21 Giggs (Man. United) delivers the corner.
21 Carrick (Man. United) has a shot blocked.
20 Rooney (Man. United) misses the target.
19 Giggs (Man. United) has a shot blocked.
18 Obraniak (Lille) commits a foul after challenging Scholes (Man. United).
18 Larsson (Man. United) fouls.
15 Evra (Man. United) is shown a yellow card.
15 Evra (Man. United) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Debuchy (Lille).
13 Rooney (Man. United) is flagged for offside.
12 Scholes (Man. United) commits a foul after challenging Debuchy (Lille).
9 Bodmer (Lille) misses the target.
9 Vidi? (Man. United) fouls.
5 Tafforeau (Lille) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Cristiano Ronaldo (Man. United).
5 Debuchy (Lille) commits a foul after challenging Scholes (Man. United).
4 Fauvergue (Lille) is cautioned by the referee.
4 Fauvergue (Lille) fouls.
3 Scholes (Man. United) gives away a free-kick following a challenge on Makoun (Lille).
2 Fauvergue (Lille) misses the target.
2 Giggs (Man. United) takes the corner.
1 Tavlaridis (Lille) commits a foul after challenging Giggs (Man. United).

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WHAT THE FWOCK! DID YOU TELL MADRID DURING HALF-TIME CAPELLO?

It's fwocken obvious, you told them to hold back and protect the 3-1 but guess what you fwocken idiot! it didn't work..... The Italian-Defensive side of Capello really showed in the second half....

I swear Madrid held back big time..... a 3-1 margin and going into Bayer home would have been great instead were up by 1 fwocken goal....

WELL...... better then Arsenal...

Arsenal 0-1 PSV

Méndez (PSV) scores! Edison Méndez breaks the deadlock with a spectacular strike from 25 metres after a neat lay-off from striker Arouna Koné.

Milan 0-0 Celtic

Man u. 1-0 Lelle

Giggs (Man. United) scores on free-kick!

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WHAT THE FWOCK! DID YOU TELL MADRID DURING HALF-TIME CAPELLO?

It's fwocken obvious, you told them to hold back and protect the 3-1 but guess what you fwocken idiot! it didn't work..... The Italian-Defensive side of Capello really showed in the second half....

I swear Madrid held back big time..... a 3-1 margin and going into Bayer home would have been great instead were up by 1 fwocken goal....

WELL...... better then Arsenal...

Arsenal 0-1 PSV

Méndez (PSV) scores! Edison Méndez breaks the deadlock with a spectacular strike from 25 metres after a neat lay-off from striker Arouna Koné.

Milan 0-0 Celtic

Man u. 1-0 Lelle

Giggs (Man. United) scores on free-kick!

Capello is such a poor choice for a Real manager his defensive mentality is so against what Real stand for I really don't rate the guy his refusal to play Beckham and Robinho for the majority of the season makes no sense to me

can anyone tell me why Guti always starts for real hes such a fucking non-entity he never does anything useful and yet he keeps players like Beckham, Robinho and Cassano out the team

Capello will probably be gone by the 2nd leg they may as well make Raul manager he seems to have more influence in team selection than any manager they've had in the last 5 years

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I agree I mean he really goes against the current, in the second hals Madrid should have pressed forward I bet they could have gotten at least 1 more in there......

2morrows gonna be great....

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I agree I mean he really goes against the current, in the second hals Madrid should have pressed forward I bet they could have gotten at least 1 more in there......

2morrows gonna be great....

Barca v Liverpool can't wait I hope Rafa doesn't go too negative I bet he will though

assuming all the big teams go through and i think most will then the next round should be amazing I hope Arsenal can get through and play Barcelona I think the referee robbed us of an amazing final last year I'd love to see that

Man Utd are my favourites for the competition I think they are playing the best football, I think Valencia are a good outside bet

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I agree I mean he really goes against the current, in the second hals Madrid should have pressed forward I bet they could have gotten at least 1 more in there......

2morrows gonna be great....

Barca v Liverpool can't wait I hope Rafa doesn't go too negative I bet he will though

assuming all the big teams go through and i think most will then the next round should be amazing I hope Arsenal can get through and play Barcelona I think the referee robbed us of an amazing final last year I'd love to see that

Man Utd are my favourites for the competition I think they are playing the best football, I think Valencia are a good outside bet

Taking liverpool to win it....

Aside from Man. U. I think AC Milan have a really good chance of being in the finals, too bad they can't play Ronaldo.... :P

In the end it's as usual it's us the fans that get the short end of the stick as we'll miss a great oppourtunity to not see the greatest player of our times...

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Alright ladies and gents I present to you the goals.....

Heres the Madrid 3-2 Bayern.....
Watch the 2nd Bayern goal and look at Helguera as he gets taken down inside the box.... But oh! well shit! happens... Oh! yeah! Van Bommel there was no need for those gestures you fwocken kunt! up your mother fucker....
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Heres......

PSV 1-0 Arsenal..... What a shot by Mendez....

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Heres....

Man. U. 1-0 Lille (Goal, Walk off & Analysis)
Fwocken brilliant work by Giggs really shows the experience and being aware of what going on, Lille where caugh asleep.... Shit! Rooney himself was asleep I liked the look on his face as his head looks up at the ball as Giggs kicked it...

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Alright gentlemen here we are with part 2 of the very exciting Champions League.....

Some games we had yesterday, Madrid-Bayern turned out to be a barn burner....

Heres todays games....
AS Roma VS. Lyon \ 2-0 Roma over Lyon with both goals socre by the 'Prince' Totti.

Barcelona VS. Liverpool \ 1-0 Liverpool over Barca with a goal by Alonzo.
(Barca over Liverpool 2-1 with goals by Guily & Saviola)

Porto VS. Chelsea \ 1-0 Chelsea over Porto with a goal by Drogba I just think they are the better team and will take advantage of Portos leaky defense.

Internazionale VS. Valencia \ Inter vs. Valencia - DAMN!! I Don't know on this one it's tough both teams have been playing really good as of late and neither seems to have an advantage over the other....
OK fook it!!! I'm gonna say 2-2 tie with goals by Figo & Crespo for Inter and 2 goals by Villa for Valencia.

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Kick off starts in 41 minutes....

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And we are off!!!

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Barca 1-0 Liverpool.......

Deco (Barcelona) scores! Barcelona go in front with a fine far-post header from Deco, the Portuguese midfielder directing a low header past Pepe Reina from Gianluca Zambrotta's cross.

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FC Porto 1-0 Chelsea

Raul Meireles (Porto) scores! The home side strike first, Raul Meireles volleying the ball into the ground from and beyond Petr Cech via a slight deflection. The ball fell to the goalscorer just outside the area after Claude Makelele headed a Hélder Postiga clear.