If Boxers Weren't Boxers...

[Tysonbruno]

Riddick Bowe a marine HA HA

[SweetPea]

Riddick Bowe a marine HA HA

Hey, go easy on Riddick, he served his country with honor for those 24 hours.

[Saddo]

Hatton a wrestler

that made me laugh

[Tysonbruno]

Hatton a wrestler

that made me laugh

I do try

[Brockton Bomber]

Judah wouldn't be a crack dealer, he'd be a professional crackhead.

Joe Calzaghe and PBF would be man whores, or prostidudes if you will. Joe C would see the ladies. PBF would bite pillow.

Manfredo would be a mob enforcer eating cannoli in the Federal Hill section of Providence.

Tyson would be doing laundry for a living...in jail.

[Tito BHB]

Zab Judah would sell crack

Even as a Zab fan, I have to admit, this made me laugh.

Antonio Margarito would be one of those con artists who sells products on those TV infomercials.
You know... he'd hype something up like it was the greatest thing ever, when in reality it's just an overrated, overpriced piece of junk.

I owe you a cc in 24 Classic

[motorcitycobra]

Ray Robinson - Tap dancer

George Foreman - Doorman, bouncer

Ali - Stand up comedian

Barrea - Lawyer (think he has a law degree)

Duran - some kind of cold blooded killer i.e Charles Manson

Joe Fraizer - country singer

[El Gamo]

Zab Judah would sell crack

Even as a Zab fan, I have to admit, this made me laugh.

Antonio Margarito would be one of those con artists who sells products on those TV infomercials.
You know... he'd hype something up like it was the greatest thing ever, when in reality it's just an overrated, overpriced piece of junk.

Speaking of over hyped con artists.......

[Hulk]

Oscar would be one of those gay fashion models or a pop star to rival Ricky Martin.

PBF would be a rapper

I think Tszyu would be a monk or a philosopher,with that ponytail and some of the things he says after fights,really made you think! He also always seems very calm.

I'll think of more later,cool thread though!

Yep, Oscar's a fag.
Tyson- without boxing, would be dead before the age of 30, he'd be a gangbanger.
Lennox Lewis- Probably work at Abercrombie and Fitch where he would quickly become asst. Manager and then Manager
Hatton-Proffesional eater. Like that Japanese dude who eats all them fukin hot dogs
PBF-rap mogul, hustler, mouthy lil shat.
Cotto-Pro athlete, baseball star maybe.
Kevin McBride-Bum.

[sanj16]

Muhammad Ali - signwriter/artist

Riddick Bowe - burger flipper

Lennox Lewis - male prostitute

Valuev - circus freak (so what's changed?)

Sonny Liston - enforcer and strike breaker

Jack Dempsey - would have been a fighter whatever his actual profession, as would Roberto Duran, Julio Cesar Chavez etc

Ricky Hatton - Man City grounds steward

Mike Tyson - would be dead by now.

Naz a suicide bomber thats abit out of order

I know that it sounds out of order - but I saw him in a documentary (Little Prince Big Fight) which covered the build up and training for the Barerra fight, and I'm not joking, he seemed to be turning into a religious fanatic. He is also married to a cousin of a friend of mine.

It was all Allah this, Allah that, shouting religious slogans out at the camera etc - he also demanded that he recite passages of the Koran out before the fight, if you remember.

So - despite my poor way of putting it - I reckon that if naz was not a fighter, he would be one of the many radicalised British Muslims in places like Sheffield. Mayeb a suicide bomber was going too far, but some of the real bombers (from similar backgrounds and intellect), who were not successful enough to be world champion boxers, did go down that route.

I was not making any thicko assumptions just because he happens to be of yemeni extraction, rest assured.

Ok X i was a massive Naz fan and to a certain degree now you have put it like that i agree i think this could be why he did'nt fight again because he was a massive muslim believer and with all the chanting and him been signed to hbo would have to fight in usa again and probably thought after 9/11 they would'nt want him or the whole muslim thing

Simpler than that, he's just a fighter who's main strength is his confidence. Once that was gone then he doubted everything else. Great fighters come back from devastating defeats

[Kel]

Collazo-Tattoo artist

Mayweather-Olympic sprinter

Hatton-A carpet shop owner or pub landlord

Ali-Stand up comedian

Tyson-Dead

Zab Judah-A druggie/pisshead bastard

Eubank-A lisping wally with a cane, dressed in shit clothes wearing a monacle driving a big truck who has his own Cable TV show about shit poets.

Audley Harrison-Hairdresser

[Tysonbruno]

James Toney boxing promoter he could be the new Don King but talks more

Eubank a local mp

Wlad a goalkeeper thats what he reminded me of when Sanders kept knocking him over and he was sprawling about everywhere

Bruno a robotics dancer

[Scrap]

I cant do it but if somebody can google the findings of the Swedish findings on Boxing recently I bet it makes interesting reading as to what happens when Boxing is banned

[Tysonbruno]

I'd say boxing makes to much money to be banned especially in the states in the casino's