Women confuse me...

[Howlin Mad Missy]

it worked for derren brown

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

*shocking news!*

Should an engaged women who is your best lady friend whom you sometimes flirt on with get pissy with you because you go on a date with somebody else?

Now wait a minute,

Correct me if im wrong but didn't i bare witness to your marrige to Missy some months back

Hmmmm....

[Sovereign]

did it? Why didn't it work for Jerry Sadowitz then? Well probably coz he's ugly twat, but still Jerry taught Derren all he knows y'know...

It works for me, and I'm secretly gay, so it can't be that bad.

[beds]

shes probably a nutter

u may need to bump her off for good




im sure vd can get u a spud gun

What's wrong with yours?

i stopped playing wanna be gansters as i hit 10

[md]

Tricky situation Adam but your friend might not be jealous of your new bird she might be jealous of you.

Solution?
Get them both round to yours, get a decent cargo in (neukie broon and vodka/tequilla should do) and play the perfect host (innocently). They'll both compete to start with but after a few pints and a bit of gentle persuasion on your part they'll be firing in to each other and with a bit of luck you in no time.

[Scrap]

Adam she might fancy her

[Violent Demise]

shes probably a nutter

u may need to bump her off for good




im sure vd can get u a spud gun

What's wrong with yours?

i stopped playing wanna be gansters as i hit 10

Yet you still sleep in a race car bed.

[beds]

shes probably a nutter

u may need to bump her off for good




im sure vd can get u a spud gun

What's wrong with yours?

i stopped playing wanna be gansters as i hit 10

Yet you still sleep in a race car bed.

only after i got your girls outta it

[undefeated]

women aint that hard to understand---they just r attracted 2 money and fame--thats y total douchebags can get some of the finest women

[Violent Demise]

shes probably a nutter

u may need to bump her off for good




im sure vd can get u a spud gun

What's wrong with yours?

i stopped playing wanna be gansters as i hit 10

Yet you still sleep in a race car bed.

only after i got your girls outta it

I didn't know you and your sister got down like that

[beds]

shes probably a nutter

u may need to bump her off for good




im sure vd can get u a spud gun

What's wrong with yours?

i stopped playing wanna be gansters as i hit 10

Yet you still sleep in a race car bed.

only after i got your girls outta it

I didn't know you and your sister got down like that

you ob never been to the isle of wight

not got a sister though

[Howlin Mad Missy]

women aint that hard to understand---they just r attracted 2 money and fame--thats y total douchebags can get some of the finest women

you want poon we want money. Don't make out you like plain interesting girls you can talk to.

[El Kabong]

women aint that hard to understand---they just r attracted 2 money and fame--thats y total douchebags can get some of the finest women

you want poon we want money. Don't make out you like plain interesting girls you can talk to.

....talky thing ain't you?



hahaha, I'm kidding Missy, you know I just like giving you a hard time

[Sovereign]

yeah right coz women dont want dick, oh no, god forbid. Your just as bad as we are except your smart enough to let us make fools of ourselves tripping over our tongues and throwing up with nerves in the club toilets, all you lot ever have to do is go "yay" or "nay" after we've drunk half the bar to find enough dutch courage to say "i like your shoes" or some other bullshit chat up line that you've probably heard a billion times anyway. God women have it so easy its unreal.

When the last time you got knocked back by a bloke you fancy with the words "I like you as a friend" Missy? Y'see, never happened has it. Well, those 6 words are responsible for me being the bitter and evil ball of sexual frustration that you see before you. think carefully before you say 'em. Serial killers get triggered off by shit like that.

[rebekah]

no she shouldnt get pissy with you.



she fancys you and clearly wants you to stop the wedding and declare you undyin love for her.




if im wrong den u need to bitch slap her 4 gettin pissy with you even tho ur meant to be buddys