Seriously considering battering my mums old Landlord....

[Howlin Mad Missy]

in my experience it is always better to have someone not connected to you or the victim do the deed. Happens in the hunt sab world and I'm sure in yours

[smashup]

Is that an offer
I'd pay you handsomely to go down their and put it on him

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Did any of you lot used to throw cricket stumps into peoples spokes on their bikes then watch them fly over the handlebars
Might wheel him up a hill
Have considered it Big fella but he's in Malta now after all that Tenerife/Timeshare sh*t a few years ago (lying low).
He would have come over as well for the cup final if the Hornets could actually win a game.

Cricket stumps into peoples spokes ? All the time ,still do !!

Seriously talking about it on Saddos is not going to get that blokes face smashed in you have to seize the bull by the Horns and bat the fucker round the head .

I remember playing cricket with a mate who had punched me in the ear the previous evening ( it was the summer holidays ) i was batting and he thought he was Ian Healy ( former Aussie Wicketkeeper known for sledging ) he didnt think he was so funny when i stepped back and 'accidentally ' smashed him in the knees with with my bat .


A good method for revenge is to shoot the cunt in the knees.

Not subtle but massively inconvenient for him .

[smashup]

He's already paralysed from the waist down

[BIG H]

He's already paralysed from the waist down

Hahahahaha

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

He sounds really evil .

You can still shoot him in the knees he has legs doesnt he ?

[smashup]

Years ago i would have done him a mischief but theres better ways

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Fucking shoot the cunt .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

[Munkymagic]

Gordy your aggressive demeanour is worrying

[smashup]

F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

Who do you think i am ?
Austin F8cking powers

[Munkymagic]

F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

Who do you think i am ?
Austin F8cking powers

No but i think he's only just finished watching "for your eyes only"

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

Who do you think i am ?
Austin F8cking powers

No but i think he's only just finished watching "for your eyes only"

Thats the one Munky you've just settled it .

[md]

Hey Smash. No point in doing anything physical to him. He sounds a greedy bastard so hit the tight cunt where it hurts; in the pocket. You say he's got property - building maintenance is a real pain in the arse for landlords. Targeting the plumbing is quite subtle and can be expensive to fix.

Good luck with your campaign of revenge.

[TheBESTP4P]

F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

james bond villian the paralyzed land lord?

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

With an eye Patch and one of them Cigarette holders and a bueatifull assistant whom smashup has to seduce before he can find out where his plans to flood Silicon valley are kept .

After Escaping from the Torquay Guest House and Murdering the imcompetent Catalonian Waiter .

Hows that for drama ?