lmao im 5'3 and his dad is 5'10 somehting like that so doubt he'll be 6' odd lmao lamo
i really wanted him to be a boxer b4 i found out he was a boy
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lmao im 5'3 and his dad is 5'10 somehting like that so doubt he'll be 6' odd lmao lamo
i really wanted him to be a boxer b4 i found out he was a boy
now i no its a boy i just want him to be a mummys boy who never leaves home![]()
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Both my parents were about 5'8 about 120 when i was formed and i'm 6'2ish and at this point over 300 but when in shape closer to 230. Trust me there's recessive height genes in everybody and i'm the tallest person in the bloodline of my family for quite some time (on both sides).Originally Posted by katfight
Bet the window cleaner was a 6 footer though eh?Originally Posted by NotGuilty136
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I haven't ruled it out that the man in question isn't really my biological father but regardless, thats all i know right now.Originally Posted by Munky
Originally Posted by NotGuilty136
Yes, I am a monstor for my weight too.
Incidentally, I don't know if you've heard all the stuff going on about recording on people's birth certificate that someone was conceived as a result of a sperm donation?
They used to put 'Anon' down for them when the child was conceived out of wedlock in old-fashioned times .......... perhaps they will now put 'Onan' for those conceived with doners?
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If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
How about Julian I always that that name was kinda cool.
Well I can tell you some of the most popular names in Middle Earth.
I like Gilraen, it means star wanderer and is a bit different.
If you would like a hobbit name, there is a handy name generator here.
http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/
He's on the birth certificate but i dunno.Originally Posted by X
Name him something that isn't ridiculous common like john but don't give him one of those celebrity off the wall names like Pilot Inspektor (not a typo).
Shithead....pronounced Shi-THeed
Orangejello - pronounced A-ron-gello
Lemonjello - pronounced La-mon-gello
I see someone's a mencia fanOriginally Posted by Lyle
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No....my mom is a teacher and there are seriously some fucked up names out there.
....I hate Carlos Mencia, he's almost as bad as Hillary Clinton, but if he used it...it's ok to credit him I guess
so no one likes Xavier then?
wat bout Zayne
i like ur idea bilbo so gimmie some more
Im dont like names that the parents have obviously over tried with. Theres a kid at my sons school called Malang, now that may be normal in some parts of the world and I'd appreciate it if anyone could tell me where. The whole family is a couple of sandwiches short of a a picnic to be honest so no surprise that the kids a bit 'special' why make it worse for the poor cunt?
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
Malang is a city in east Java, Indonesia... so maybe it is Indonesian?Originally Posted by Memphis
My friend lives there.
As for names, how about Deman (The-Man)?*
Just think of the possibilities...
(At school, first day)
"Who is Deman?"
"I'm Deman!"
After saying anything at all, one of his mates can say "Deman has spoken" each time.
"There's Deman!"
"He's Deman!"
Etc, etc...
(* - Does not work if surname is 'Hore')
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