Hey, anybody want a Seagull?

[Sugar_Shaw]

I thought you meant a real seagull, no I will have to put my credit card away

[brad4dboxer]

Hahahaha!!!
I hate real seagulls.
Dirty stinky poop-birds!!!
Went to the Atlantic Coast one year on a beach vacation.
Drove nearly 12 hours in my new hotrod to get there.
We were renting an ocean front cottage for 2 weeks.
Life is good.
Unloaded the car, cleaned it all up, took the t-tops out for cruisin' & stylin'.
A flock of the gross bastards flew right over the car & shat all over the cloth interior.
Car stunk like rotten fish guts the rest of the trip.
That sun blazing on the seats didn't help the aroma any.

Fuck a fuckin' seagull.

[JT Rock]

No Thank you

[JT Rock]

But would you have

An Official Red Rider Carbine Action 200 Range Model Air Rifle

[brad4dboxer]

Easy.
1) ...ogg...
2) ...ruler of Canada. (he hopes this helps)

On question #2 I could have answered "hero" but I was afraid I might accidentally typo it to read "homo".
Then as you can imagine, there would be hell to pay.

Actually, how do I know it's even you?

Complete the following :

1. Kenny L___ins
2. Mad_Dog is a ____
2. We've already done 2
3. That is all.

[brad4dboxer]

But would you have

An Official Red Rider Carbine Action 200 Range Model Air Rifle

Lemme look...

brb

[brad4dboxer]

No. Not a one.

I do however have a chrome 9mil Ruger that's never been fired.
It's pretty.

[JT Rock]

Also would you have any Ted Nugent autographed memorbalia or any good Uncle Ted stories ?

[brad4dboxer]

No Ted items.
He did blind me once in a concert for about 30 seconds tho.

Came out to Stranglehold & after he got through the guitar intro, @ the part when the rest of the band kicked in, he jumped off the top of his Fender stack & when he hit the stage floor, a wall of strobes went off right in front of me.
I was in the 5th row.
I dropped to my knees, screaming cuz it felt like I just had my eyeballs jabbed out & I was blind forever.
Of course nobody could hear my screams cuz of the Ted volume.
Plus they couldn't see me holding my eyes nearly bawling, cuz they were doing the same thing.

Another Ted ditty~
I'm not sure of this cuz I got it 2nd hand...
Last year he was taping some reality show about living off the land & being a normal tuff-guy, & whilst he was swinging a running chain-saw around doing some manly task it slipped (camera's running) & hacked a deep-ass piece out of his thigh.
I don't know if that episode actually showed on the series or not.
But it is a decent story.

[JT Rock]

No Ted items.
He did blind me once in a concert for about 30 seconds tho.

Came out to Stranglehold & after he got through the guitar intro, @ the part when the rest of the band kicked in, he jumped off the top of his Fender stack & when he hit the stage floor, a wall of strobes went off right in front of me.
I was in the 5th row.
I dropped to my knees, screaming cuz it felt like I just had my eyeballs jabbed out & I was blind forever.
Of course nobody could hear my screams cuz of the Ted volume.
Plus they couldn't see me holding my eyes nearly bawling, cuz they were doing the same thing.

Another Ted ditty~
I'm not sure of this cuz I got it 2nd hand...
Last year he was taping some reality show about living off the land & being a normal tuff-guy, & whilst he was swinging a running chain-saw around doing some manly task it slipped (camera's running) & hacked a deep-a** piece out of his thigh.
I don't know if that episode actually showed on the series or not.
But it is a decent story.

#860

Ted is awesome.. He is as weird as they come but has an Iconic legend about him, I'm only 31 so I wasnt really fully aware of his prime, but the man is a hell of a musician and I enjoy his off the wall persona and extreme views...

Any man that could prance around the stage with tight white pants on with a racoon tail attached, smiling with beaver teeth and a beard that looked like it was glued on mannequin hair to go with his Cameron Diaz hair cut.. Is all right by me

For the record Stranglehold is top PFP rock N Roll song of all time... I wish Ted would come to New England so I could catch a show

[brad4dboxer]

#732.

He got picked up & put in jail for a few hours one of the last times he played here.
I don't know if it was solo or with the Damn Yankees, but he shot a flaming arrow from his bow inside the venue & broke some fire code so they took him away right after the set.