I've found love with a fly

[Wayne]

Ok last night I was watching a film in bed and this F****** fly kept walking across my damn screen.

I twatted him away around a thousand times but the little bastad moves too fast.

Then he started landing on me, and I literally couldn't get away from him.

All night he kept landing on my head and this morning I lay in bed with the covers down to my belly button and the little f***** kept landing on me.

When I went into the kitchen he followed me and now as I type this post he is perched on top of my monitor

I've given up trying to kill him, he seems to be friendly. Just hoping a spider or something catches him soon cos I aint quick enough

I can imagine the whirlwind love story now...

[Punisher136]

Since england shares a good bit of america's social problems, i'm sure gay marriage is almost legal there as well. After thats been legal for about 5 years marrying animals and what not will be too so if it's still around, you might as well get a tax break from it.

[Kev]

Since england shares a good bit of america's social problems, i'm sure gay marriage is almost legal there as well. After thats been legal for about 5 years marrying animals and what not will be too so if it's still around, you might as well get a tax break from it.

Unfortunately though I think my fly is dead now. Never mind we enjoyed each other whilst it lasted.

[donnydarkoIRL]

You insured the fella with life insurance and you claimed it as next of kin didnt you....didnt you!!!