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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    Hector Camacho vs Himself would break all records with jabs thrown, but still none landing.

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    Depends on if they even got to the venue. They might run over each other 1st. Who knows
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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    Both Danny Williams would phone in sick with flu on the day of the fight, forcing Frank Warren to put on a last minute bout featuring Mark Krence vs Mark Krence.

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    Butterbean vs Butterbean ??

    I think that would end in NO Conest due to boredom because they wouldn't be able to hit eachother because there fat tummys would be in the way they would keep bumping into eachother

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    John Ruiz would engage himself so firmly that the fight would be banned from broadcasting anywhere except art house cinemas.

    After the fight was declared a no contest via double disqualification Ruiz would be approached to star in Brokeback Mountain 2.

    Copies of the fight would become the biggest selling gay porn of the year

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft
    Butterbean vs Butterbean ??

    I think that would end in NO Conest due to boredom because they wouldn't be able to hit eachother because there fat tummys would be in the way they would keep bumping into eachother
    haha the ring would need to be reinforced and they would have to fight with pugil sticks to be able to hit each other

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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    Mayweather vs. Mayweather: Both would move up in weight in an attempt to avoid each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwnedByPacstraightleft
    Butterbean vs Butterbean ??

    I think that would end in NO Conest due to boredom because they wouldn't be able to hit eachother because there fat tummys would be in the way they would keep bumping into eachother

    LMAO!!!
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    Hatton/Hatton



    Self explanatory
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    Calzaghe-Calzaghe

    Fight ends as a no-contest when both suffer broken hands while tapping gloves to start the fight

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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    Quote Originally Posted by Violent Demise
    Calzaghe-Calzaghe

    Fight ends as a no-contest when both suffer broken hands while tapping gloves to start the fight


    Even the established posters are getting on board my crazy thread :P

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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    Tyson Vs. Tyson: The one with Rooney in his corner wins!hehe

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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    De La Hoya/De La Hoya

    Depends if Oscar could pull his dress over Oscar's head...if he could it would be an easy win. Though on the other hand, if Oscar started to sing to De La Hoya, Oscar just might quit. Tough call
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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    Another one for Golota

    The fight would only happen under the strict condition that Cell Phones are banned from the arena and Trunks are to be worn no higher than the knees.


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    Default Re: What if a fighter had to fight themselves?

    Quote Originally Posted by LEGION
    De La Hoya/De La Hoya

    Depends if Oscar could pull his dress over Oscar's head...if he could it would be an easy win. Though on the other hand, if Oscar started to sing to De La Hoya, Oscar just might quit. Tough call
    That wouldn't be fair a women vs man

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