F*ck Christmas, F*ck Santa and F*ck YOU!

[Andre]

For me ,God and religion are two seperate things one is man made for the control of the masses, guess which one.

[Andre]

Christmas is a completely horrible holiday where you're forced together with the parts of your family you don't normally see (that brother who's an architect and sodded off to some posh suburb in my case) and end up drinking too much, arguing too much and yelling at the younger kids in the family cause they're making too much noise and want to watch some shitty cartoon dvd they got like spongebob shitwiper, and then you end up walking the dog to get away from them...and instead of nice snow, it's always heavy rain or icy sleet....

So I'm hoping I can get in my application to work during the day, and triple time is going to see me living it up on New Year's, a proper holiday where all that matters is getting drunk enough not to be able to dance at midnight, and giving you something to quit when you wake up in 2004/2005/20062007 2008

# Maybe ,we as fans can hijack Boxing day as a tournament for the yearly champs to fight off in each division.

[CFH]

For me ,God and religion are two seperate things one is man made for the control of the masses, guess which one.

Thats a very Marxist opinion. Not that I disagree, though I don't know if its an intentional outcome of religion, or just an example of the corruption of anything or anyone with great power.

Christmas is a completely horrible holiday where you're forced together with the parts of your family you don't normally see (that brother who's an architect and sodded off to some posh suburb in my case) and end up drinking too much, arguing too much and yelling at the younger kids in the family cause they're making too much noise and want to watch some shitty cartoon dvd they got like spongebob shitwiper, and then you end up walking the dog to get away from them...and instead of nice snow, it's always heavy rain or icy sleet....

So I'm hoping I can get in my application to work during the day, and triple time is going to see me living it up on New Year's, a proper holiday where all that matters is getting drunk enough not to be able to dance at midnight, and giving you something to quit when you wake up in 2004/2005/20062007 2008

# Maybe ,we as fans can hijack Boxing day as a tournament for the yearly champs to fight off in each division.

That would be awsome, but I'd probably be too hung over to pay that much attention.

[Andre]

MArxist !!! My views not been compared to MArxisim before.

Marx bros, yes, Groucho in particular.








: <- note dazzling stare and thick mo in pic.

[CFH]

I think the phrase "religion is the opiate of the masses" could be related to your statement. I don't mean that in any negative sort of way, it just seemed Marxist to me.

[Andre]

Hmm, I'll confer with Zeppo HArpo chico.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Well, regardless, i still love christmas.
It's not even the presents and all that, it's the atmosphere i love,

Where i come from the entire week leading up to christmas is a session, drink flows freely, choclate rains from the sky and all the towns are jam packed with shoppers.

Me n my mates always head into town together, tunes up in the car and shop for our christmas gifts together, taking the piss about who picks the worst! We all grab somethin to eat and we spend the rest of the day causing mayhem in the shopping centre (trhink trolleys, pa systems and womens toilets,) then its off to the local where me and the lads spend the evenin takin the piss with all the old fellas andall the lads take turns tryna chat up the bar maid. When they are all fully drunk, i (the sober one,) picks up the pieces and try and drop them all carefully inside their front doors (although i have left a couple on the lawn occasionally.)

Then Christmas eve and Day are spent chillaxing, with the family and generally bein lazy, before gearing up for a solid week of partying for new years. (That week contains 3 mates birthdays.)
Alternatively I will be making a fool of myself with my girlfriend attempting to use ice skates or boiling in front of a fire with a dvd on. Love Christmas!!!

[katfight]

i love xmas absolutly love it.
im already sorted so i have very very little shopping left to do
onli shitty thing we had go wrong was ordering nintendo wii for the kids back in sept and then last week recieving a letter telling me my order was cancelled!!!!but thye had taken payment from my redit card back in sept
but thats sorted now and i await delivery on 20th dec which is cutting it a bit fine
i love the decorations the smell of xmas(spiced apple,mulled wine)the kids faces wen they see what the got
but the most thing i love is everyone together
but this year im most looking forward to the new baby if he arrives b4 xmas that is

[steady_E]

I like the fact that its the one day that the whole family get together for a nice meals and a few glasses of whine. Watching the kids open their presents is nice to .

The problem nowadays is take my girlfriend for example. He sister has two kids and she's asked my girlfriend to buy them a Wii A F****** Wii ! She earns good money but Christmas is supposed to be about coming together and opening suprizes and enjoying eachothers company. when did we start teling eachother what to buy our f*cking kids!

[donnydarkoIRL]

I like the fact that its the one day that the whole family get together for a nice meals and a few glasses of whine. Watching the kids open their presents is nice to .

The problem nowadays is take my girlfriend for example. He sister has two kids and she's asked my girlfriend to buy them a Wii A F****** Wii ! She earns good money but Christmas is supposed to be about coming together and opening suprizes and enjoying eachothers company. when did we start teling eachother what to buy our f*cking kids!

Thatsnot right and i can understand where ur coming from!
Nah thats not cool at all...

[katfight]

I like the fact that its the one day that the whole family get together for a nice meals and a few glasses of whine. Watching the kids open their presents is nice to .

The problem nowadays is take my girlfriend for example. He sister has two kids and she's asked my girlfriend to buy them a Wii A F****** Wii ! She earns good money but Christmas is supposed to be about coming together and opening suprizes and enjoying eachothers company. when did we start teling eachother what to buy our f*cking kids!

gr8 idea -------piss in a pot and give it to the mum




i would never dream of telling someone what to buy my kids
infact i often tell them not to bother as i have 5,get thier own kids something extra as mine have everything they need and xmas isnt about all tht

[Kel]

We get time off work to get drunk you plebs, whats the fucking matter with you?

[Trainer Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTULjLtKP4
BAD WORD ALLERT

[LEGION]

I've hated Christmas since I was 5 years old and my b#tch sister told me my parents were lying to me about that fat bast#rd and his reindeer. That goes for Easter as well....... Come to think of it I hate my parents also. Santa has sex with his reindeer

Anybody else hate F****** Christmas these days!?

Shame on you both

Yeah, shame on me. I will say this, Christmas is depressing to me, but I still for some reason always watch those Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer shows, that is about the only thing I like. Seriously, I haven't bought a Christmas present for anyone{parents, girlfriends, friends,} since I think 1991. My girlfriend that I've been with for 7 years has given up on me. I told her when we 1st got together to not expect anything at holidays, so she knew going in; in case somebody on here wants to tell me how horrible I am And as far as Easter goes, the only thing I do is sometimes go to the park and hide in the bushes waiting for kids to find me. I'm bald and have tatoos on my head so the kiddies think they hit the mother-lode when they see my head, until I jump up and scare them to death {I don't really do that, but have thought about it}

[donnydarkoIRL]

Legion, u were a guy i actually thought would be a real holiday type!